Prof. Lingampalli Rangareddy lecturing away in a classroom – It is important to baseline a core process framework that should drive the detailed process modelling on the ERP package and use a combination of top-down and bottom-up approaches for arriving at the to-be requirements set. Arbit Choudhury muttering to Antique Jain on the bench – I think there must be a rule that no single sentence in a lecture can exceed 140 character limit.

Arbit Choudhury is typing furiously on his laptop with a near frustrated expression. Antique Jain gets curious. Antique:- You look completely flustered today? What happened? Arbit Choudhury:- I just found that my personal Debt-To-Equity Ratio has gone in RED !! Antique Jain is flabbergasted..

Arbit Choudhury:- Maya.. Something very unusually wonderful happened today. I gave a presentation where I know what I was talking about!! Maya is flabbergasted..

Barber:- Sir! My Salon is not generating much business these days. What should I do? Arbit:- I think you need a Holistic Root Cause Analysis to get a 360 degree view of the customer. Barber is flabbergasted.

Arbit Funda – Business is the art of passing money from one hand to another in a way that it gorws at each step. Finance is the art of passin money from one hand to another untill it finally disappears.

Prof. Lingampalli Rangareddy:- Arpit! Now that I have explained Strategy, give me a business example each of Tactical Mistake and Strategic Blunder? Arbit Choudhury:- Giving one’s girlfriend a birthday present she doesn’t like – Tactical Mistake. Forgetting her birthday altogether – Strategic Blunder

Arbit Choudhury and Maya in a super mart. Maya:- You have been staring at that deoderant for so long. What’s on your mind? Arbit Choudhury:- Just doing a Cost-Benefit Analysis on whether to purchase or not to purchase.

Antique Jain:- Macho Mahajan seems have a new girl-friend every month; each new one is more gorgeous than the previous! Footer – Macho Mahajan is Arbit’s casanova batchmate. Arbit Choudhury:- I guess thats what Kaizen is all about – Continuous Improvement !!

Arbit Choudhury giving a presentation. Caption on the projector-The nmuber of misteks in a presentashon is directly proprotoinal to the numebr of peeple watchnig it

Maya – What difference has independence from made for India? Arbit Choudhury – Before 1947, Indian public money went to Bank of England. Now it goes to Swiss Banks.