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TekNik:- Today My boss told me that our company has embarked on a 'Strategic Organizational Restructuring program' aimed to make the firm more lean and productive. What does this mean?? Arbit Choudhury:- Your Job is under threat!!!
TekNik:- Today My boss told me that our company has embarked on a 'Strategic Organizational Restructuring program' aimed to make the firm more lean and productive. What does this mean?? Arbit Choudhury:- Your Job is under threat!!!

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B-school rankings are like stock prices, they keep going up and down
B-school rankings are like stock prices, they keep going up and down

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The 'Deadliest' Punchline ever found on a raodside hoarding:- Michael Pinto Coffin Shop - people are dying for our services!!
The 'Deadliest' Punchline ever found on a raodside hoarding:- Michael Pinto Coffin Shop - people are dying for our services!!

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Antique Jain:- What is the difference between an MBA student having work-ex and a fresher? Arbit Choudhury:- One comes to learn … the other comes to unlearn!!
Antique Jain:- What is the difference between an MBA student having work-ex and a fresher? Arbit Choudhury:- One comes to learn … the other comes to unlearn!!

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Antique Jain:- Why are assets on the right and liabilities on the left side of the balance sheet? Arbit Choudhury:- Because when you have exercised all the Rights over your assets; you are Left with only liabilities.
Antique Jain:- Why are assets on the right and liabilities on the left side of the balance sheet? Arbit Choudhury:- Because when you have exercised all the Rights over your assets; you are Left with only liabilities.

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Maya:- Why do women make better managers than men? Arbit Choudhury:- because of their habit of talking incessantly without any substance!!
Maya:- Why do women make better managers than men? Arbit Choudhury:- because of their habit of talking incessantly without any substance!!

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Arbit's Definition of STRATEGY - Simple Things Rearranged Arbitly To Explain Garbled Yuppies
Arbit's Definition of STRATEGY - Simple Things Rearranged Arbitly To Explain Garbled Yuppies

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TekNik:- Why do most b-school grads want to go for consultancy firms? Arbit Choudhury:- Because someone else pays for the mistakes you make.
TekNik:- Why do most b-school grads want to go for consultancy firms? Arbit Choudhury:- Because someone else pays for the mistakes you make.

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Arbit Choudhury:- I really screwed up my Operations exam today, though I slogged entire night for it. Antique Jain:- But I had warned you! Opening the book on the last day won't work. Arbit Choudhury:- But I thought JIT (Just In Time) was the way to go in Operations.
Arbit Choudhury:- I really screwed up my Operations exam today, though I slogged entire night for it. Antique Jain:- But I had warned you! Opening the book on the last day won't work. Arbit Choudhury:- But I thought JIT (Just In Time) was the way to go in Operations.

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Antique Jain:- Give me a practical example of Theory X and Theory Y. Arbit Choudhury:- Theory X: Responding to your girlfriend; Theory Y: Responding to your wife!
Antique Jain:- Give me a practical example of Theory X and Theory Y. Arbit Choudhury:- Theory X: Responding to your girlfriend; Theory Y: Responding to your wife!

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Maya:- Why does your attraction towards one's wife reduce as years of married life increase? Arbit Choudhury:- Law of Diminishing Marginal Utility!!
Maya:- Why does your attraction towards one's wife reduce as years of married life increase? Arbit Choudhury:- Law of Diminishing Marginal Utility!!

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Graphic of two answer sheets with zero and 'Copied' mark written across them. Management Funda # 44: Differentiate or Die!!
Graphic of two answer sheets with zero and 'Copied' mark written across them. Management Funda # 44: Differentiate or Die!!

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Prof LR:- Name an industry with very low entry barriers and high exit barriers. Arbit Choudhury:- The Underworld!!
Prof LR:- Name an industry with very low entry barriers and high exit barriers. Arbit Choudhury:- The Underworld!!

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Maya:- What must Bill gates do in a supermarket? Arbit:- Window Shopping!!
Maya:- What must Bill gates do in a supermarket? Arbit:- Window Shopping!!

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Arbit Choudhury:- You are not moving around with your girlfriend these days? Antique Jain:- After careful cost benefit analysis, I concluded that the overhead costs were steadily increasing and were and there wasn't enough ROI, so the project was terminated. Arbit Choudhury:- Oh! Seems she diteched you!!
Arbit Choudhury:- You are not moving around with your girlfriend these days? Antique Jain:- After careful cost benefit analysis, I concluded that the overhead costs were steadily increasing and were and there wasn't enough ROI, so the project was terminated. Arbit Choudhury:- Oh! Seems she diteched you!!

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A consultant is someone who charges you more than you can afford to tell you in a language you can't understand, something your already know.
A consultant is someone who charges you more than you can afford to tell you in a language you can't understand, something your already know.

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Sex is a typical SCM problem - Capacity is fixed while demand fluctuates like anything!
Sex is a typical SCM problem - Capacity is fixed while demand fluctuates like anything!

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Prof LR:- Give me an real life example of a Mergers and Acquisitions. Arbit Choudhury:- Merger: Live In Relationships. Acquistion: Marriage.
Prof LR:- Give me an real life example of a Mergers and Acquisitions. Arbit Choudhury:- Merger: Live In Relationships. Acquistion: Marriage.

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The 4 P's of MBA education - Presentations, Parties, Placements, Pay Packages.
The 4 P's of MBA education - Presentations, Parties, Placements, Pay Packages.

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