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Popular website BrightHub rates Arbit Choudhury as the 2nd best in Change Management, preceded only by Dilbert.

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Maya on Yahoo Messenger:- Hey Arbit! What is a PPT (Pre Placement Talk) all about? Arbit Choudhury:- PPT= Position, Profile and Take home
Maya on Yahoo Messenger:- Hey Arbit! What is a PPT (Pre Placement Talk) all about?
Arbit Choudhury:- PPT= Position, Profile and Take home

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Arbit Choudhury standing in front of black board. Message on black board-<br />Placement Arithmetic<br />In Hand Salary = Cost To Company / 2
Arbit Choudhury standing in front of black board. Message on black board-
Placement Arithmetic
In Hand Salary = Cost To Company / 2

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Arbit Choudhury saying:- ERP packages are like Indian cricketers. They underperform on a most occasions, but are always in demand.
Arbit Choudhury saying:- ERP packages are like Indian cricketers. They underperform on a most occasions, but are always in demand.

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Antique Jain:- Hey Arbit! What is your topic for the Paper Presentation Contest? Arbit Choudhury:- I will present on the similarity in patterns followed by Indian working class over the centuries, right from the time when Indian labourers used to go to work in African plantations, to today's BPO revolution.  Antique Jain:- Oh! And what is he title of you paper? Arbit Choudhury:- India's Core Competence- Cheap Labour!!
Antique Jain:- Hey Arbit! What is your topic for the Paper Presentation Contest?
Arbit Choudhury:- I will present on the similarity in patterns followed by Indian working class over
the centuries, right from the time when Indian labourers used to go to work in African
plantations, to today's BPO revolution.
Antique Jain:- Oh! And what is he title of you paper?
Arbit Choudhury:- India's Core Competence- Cheap Labour!!

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Arbit Choudhury (before joining the B-school): Short Term Goal – To be a middle level manager, to handle a team effectively and grow with the organization. Long Term Goal – To rise to the C-band, where my decisions can shape the future roadmap of the organization, economy and society Arbit Choudhury (after joining the B-school): Short Term Goal – I want to pass in Fin Acc-II. Long Term Goal – I want a job. Any job will do. Idea sent by – Rama Chandran, IIML
Arbit Choudhury (before joining the B-school):
Short Term Goal – To be a middle level manager, to handle a team effectively and grow with the organization.
Long Term Goal – To rise to the C-band, where my decisions can shape the future roadmap of the organization, economy and society
Arbit Choudhury (after joining the B-school):
Short Term Goal – I want to pass in Fin Acc-II.
Long Term Goal – I want a job. Any job will do.
Idea sent by – Rama Chandran, IIML

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Antique jain:- That babe Anushka!! She is the hottest one in campus. I’ve been nuts about her for 3 months now. Ans she doesn’t even know that I even exist. What would you call such a girl? Arbit Choudhuy:- Indifference Curves Idea sent by – Soumya Sarpal, NITIE
Antique jain:- That babe Anushka!! She is the hottest one in campus. I’ve been nuts about her for 3 months now. Ans she doesn’t even know that I even exist. What would you call such a girl?
Arbit Choudhuy:- Indifference Curves
Idea sent by – Soumya Sarpal, NITIE

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B-school finance funda:- 1. ROI = CTC received / fee paid 2. Two parts of Corporate Financing – a. Financing decision – Searching for a bank to take a loan for MBA b. Investment decision – Adequate allocation of the above loan amongst Movies, Booze, Affairs. Idea sent by – Amit Dutta, NITIE
B-school finance funda:-
1. ROI = CTC received / fee paid
2. Two parts of Corporate Financing –
a. Financing decision – Searching for a bank to take a loan for MBA
b. Investment decision – Adequate allocation of the above loan amongst Movies, Booze, Affairs.
Idea sent by – Amit Dutta, NITIE

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Arbit SMS joke Question:- What was Anil Ambani's favorite subject at Wharton? Answer:- De-mergers and Acquisitions
Arbit SMS joke
Question:- What was Anil Ambani's favorite subject at Wharton?
Answer:- De-mergers and Acquisitions

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Antique Jain:- Hey Arbit! Do you know 2 MBA students from NITIE have created the 1st ever B-school Comic Character!!<br />Arbit Choudhury:- Well, in that case,  C-O-M-I-C would stand for Idea sent by – HR Puri, Sr. DGM, BHEL" />
Antique Jain:- Hey Arbit! Do you know 2 MBA students from NITIE have created the 1st ever B-school Comic Character!!
Arbit Choudhury:- Well, in that case, C-O-M-I-C would stand for "Cumulative Organic Manifestation of Inner Characteristics" of the b-school community !!
Idea sent by – HR Puri, Sr. DGM, BHEL

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Arbit Choudhury SMS joke- Queston:- What do you call a student who hates attending classes? Answer:- “Class”trophobic !!
Arbit Choudhury SMS joke-
Queston:- What do you call a student who hates attending classes?
Answer:- “Class”trophobic !!

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Antique Jain:- What is the most important thing the US should outsource to India? Arbit Choudhury:- Their President!!
Antique Jain:- What is the most important thing the US should outsource to India?
Arbit Choudhury:- Their President!!

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Antique Jain and Arbit standing in front of a board which has “karmanne wadhikaraste, ma phaleshu kadachana” written on it.<br />Antique Jain:- Hey Arbi! What does this “actually” mean?<br />Arbit Choudhury:- Raise your efforts to 6-sigma level and let the result be a random variable.
Antique Jain and Arbit standing in front of a board which has “karmanne wadhikaraste, ma phaleshu kadachana” written on it.
Antique Jain:- Hey Arbi! What does this “actually” mean?
Arbit Choudhury:- Raise your efforts to 6-sigma level and let the result be a random variable.

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Arbit  Choudhury and Maya standing in front of a billboard. Caption on the billboard- Scissor Hands Hair Salon - A CUT above the rest.. Caption at the bottom of the strip- Hair-raising Ad!!!
Arbit Choudhury and Maya standing in front of a billboard. Caption on the billboard-
Scissor Hands Hair Salon A CUT above the rest..
Caption at the bottom of the strip- Hair-raising Ad!!!

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Arbit Choudhury to Antique Jain:- The Japanese pioneered JIT in engineering. We B-schoolers have pioneered SHIT in management. “Some How In Time”!! Idea sent by – Premanand Nahonha
Arbit Choudhury to Antique Jain:- The Japanese pioneered JIT in engineering. We B-schoolers have pioneered SHIT in management. “Some How In Time”!!
Idea sent by – Premanand Nahonha

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TekNik:- LN Mittal is the 3rd richest man in the world!! What say Arbit?<br />Arbit Choudhury:- Quite appropriate, isn’t it. After all, his full name is- ‘Laxmi Nivas’ Mittal!!
TekNik:- LN Mittal is the 3rd richest man in the world!! What say Arbit?
Arbit Choudhury:- Quite appropriate, isn’t it. After all, his full name is- ‘Laxmi Nivas’ Mittal!!

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Antique jain:- Hey Arbit! What topic have you chosen for the Global Economics presentation? Arbit Choudhury:- Impact of spiraling profits of Indian IT companies in the US GDP.
Antique jain:- Hey Arbit! What topic have you chosen for the Global Economics presentation?
Arbit Choudhury:- Impact of spiraling profits of Indian IT companies in the US GDP.

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Maya:- One of my friends has broken off her engagement with an MBA fellow.  Arbit Choudhury:- Why? Maya:- He had mailed his bio-data in Powerpoint format loaded with bullet points.
Maya:- One of my friends has broken off her engagement with an MBA fellow.
Arbit Choudhury:- Why?
Maya:- He had mailed his bio-data in Powerpoint format loaded with bullet points.

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Antique Jain:- I never see you study, how come you manage to pass in every Test? Arbit Choudhury:- Well.. simply through a seamless flow of information across an optimized supply chain in the examination hall!!
Antique Jain:- I never see you study, how come you manage to pass in every Test?
Arbit Choudhury:- Well.. simply through a seamless flow of information across an optimized supply chain in the examination hall!!

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MBA Irony No. 2- The Project Management syllabus is not completed in time. Some projects are un-managable.
MBA Irony No. 2- The Project Management syllabus is not completed in time. Some projects are un-managable.

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Arbit Choudhury:- What’s up? You look a bit crossed today? Friend:- My Knowledge Management initiative was aborted by the authorities. Arbit Choudhury:- Oh is it so.. seems you were caught cheating again.
Arbit Choudhury:- What’s up? You look a bit crossed today?
Friend:- My Knowledge Management initiative was aborted by the authorities.
Arbit Choudhury:- Oh is it so.. seems you were caught cheating again.

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TekNik:- Give me a practical example of assets and liabilities. Arbit Choudhury:- Asset- Girlfriend, Liability- Wife
TekNik:- Give me a practical example of assets and liabilities.
Arbit Choudhury:- Asset- Girlfriend, Liability- Wife

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Arbit Choudhury saying:- A Budget is something that a Finance Minister bares, and everyone else bears!
Arbit Choudhury saying:- A Budget is something that a Finance Minister bares, and everyone else bears!

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Arbit Choudhury saying:- There are 3 types of people in this world- Management Gurus, Management students, and Productive people
Arbit Choudhury saying:- There are 3 types of people in this world- Management Gurus, Management students, and Productive people

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Prof LR:- What is the core competence of USA? Arbit Choudhury:- Outsourcing!!
Prof LR:- What is the core competence of USA?
Arbit Choudhury:- Outsourcing!!

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MBA Irony No. 1- The Supply Chain Management books are somehow “out of stock” in the market.
MBA Irony No. 1- The Supply Chain Management books are somehow “out of stock” in the market.

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Arbit Choudhury making a presentation. Caption on black board- Maslow’s hierarchy for MBA grads- Humongous paychecks Huge paychecks Even bigger paychecks Bigger paychecks Paychchecks
Arbit Choudhury making a presentation.
Caption on black board-
Maslow’s hierarchy for MBA grads-
Humongous paychecks
Huge paychecks
Even bigger paychecks
Bigger paychecks
Paychchecks

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