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Popular website BrightHub rates Arbit Choudhury as the 2nd best in Change Management, preceded only by Dilbert.

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Prof LR:- Give me an example of 6-sigma and random variable. Arbit Choudhury:- Performance of Australian cricket team- 6-sigma, Performance of Indian Cricket team- Random variable

Prof LR:- Give me an example of 6-sigma and random variable.
Arbit Choudhury:- Performance of Australian cricket team- 6-sigma, Performance of Indian Cricket team- Random variable.

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Arbit Choudhury standing on a bus stop. On the front board of the bus stop, there is an ad.. Change Jobs, Not Partners. Advance Career, Prevent AIDS. World AIDS Day, 1st December Name of the company- BestJobs.com

Arbit Choudhury standing on a bus stop. On the front board of the bus stop, there is an ad..
Change Jobs, Not Partners. Advance Career, Prevent AIDS.
World AIDS Day, 1st December
Name of the company- BestJobs.com

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SMS joke Question:- Why did the MBA guy switch girlfriends? Answer:- He wanted to study Change Management!
SMS joke Question:- Why did the MBA guy switch girlfriends? Answer:- He wanted to study Change Management!

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Arbit Choudhury in a car with Antique Jain, TekNik and Maya Arbit Choudhury saying:- Statistics is like a woman.. Both have been analyzed thoroughly, but no one has  fully understood them!!
Arbit Choudhury in a car with Antique Jain, TekNik and Maya Arbit Choudhury saying:- Statistics is like a woman.. Both have been analyzed thoroughly, but no one has fully understood them!!

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Arbit Choudhury:- Hey Antique! What do you think about the solution I proposed to the ‘Get Well Soon Hospitals’ Case Study? Antique Jain:- Somehow, I feel forward integration of ‘Get Well Soon Hospitals’ with ‘Die Hard Funeral Homes' and backward integration to ‘Slimy Fast Food Center’ is such not such a bright idea! Idea sent by - Kuldeep Sawant, IIML
Arbit Choudhury:- Hey Antique! What do you think about the solution I proposed to the ‘Get Well Soon Hospitals’ Case Study?
Antique Jain:- Somehow, I feel forward integration of ‘Get Well Soon Hospitals’ with ‘Die Hard Funeral Homes' and backward integration to ‘Slimy Fast Food Center’ is such not such a bright idea!
Idea sent by - Kuldeep Sawant, IIML

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Arbit Choudhury:- Prof. LR is a perfect specimen of an under-developed economy. Perplex Singh:- How Come ?? Arbit Choudhury:- His hairline is in recession, his stomach is a victim of inflation, his marriage is a bad debt, and all this is putting him into depression!!! Idea sent by - Avinash Kumar , IIT KGP
Arbit Choudhury:- Prof. LR is a perfect specimen of an under-developed economy. Perplex Singh:- How Come ?? Arbit Choudhury:- His hairline is in recession, his stomach is a victim of inflation, his marriage is a bad debt, and all this is putting him into depression!!! Idea sent by - Avinash Kumar , IIT KGP

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Maya:- Hey Arbit! Don't you think there have been too many natural calamities all over the world in the past one month? Arbit Choudhury:- I guess, even YAMRAJ needs to meet Quarterly Targets !! Footer to the last frame says:- “* Yamraj = The Mythological God of Death” Idea sent by - Mrugank Mehta, JBIMS
Maya:- Hey Arbit! Don't you think there have been too many natural calamities all over the world in the past one month?
Arbit Choudhury:- I guess, even YAMRAJ needs to meet Quarterly Targets !!
Footer to the last frame says:- “* Yamraj = The Mythological God of Death”
Idea sent by - Mrugank Mehta, JBIMS

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Perplex Singh:- You know Arbit, Aishwarya Rai will be acting in Hollywood movies this year!! Arbit Choudhury:- I knew this would happen on day. I can already imagine an Economic Times headline on this. Perplex Singh:- Economic Times ? Arbit Choudhury:- Yes. Out-sourcing hits Hollywood .
Perplex Singh:- You know Arbit, Aishwarya Rai will be acting in Hollywood movies this year!!
Arbit Choudhury:- I knew this would happen on day. I can already imagine an Economic Times headline on this.
Perplex Singh:- Economic Times ?
Arbit Choudhury:- Yes. Out-sourcing hits Hollywood

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Antique Jain- Hey Arbit ... How are you preparing for tomorrow’s Biz Plan presentation?  Arbit Choudhury - Well ... I am Googling on Google about the Business Model of Google !!
Antique Jain- Hey Arbit ... How are you preparing for tomorrow’s Biz Plan presentation?
Arbit Choudhury - Well ... I am Googling on Google about the Business Model of Google !!

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Antique Jain:- Hey Arbit! Do you know.. One of the Creators of Arbit Choudhury work across international boundaries.. from Hyderabad,  Geveva and London ! Arbit Choudhury:- Hmm. So now even the Comic industry is following the IT industry’s Global Delivery Model.
Antique Jain:- Hey Arbit! Do you know.. One of the Creators of Arbit Choudhury work across international boundaries.. from Hyderabad, Geveva and London !
Arbit Choudhury:- Hmm. So now even the Comic industry is following the IT industry’s Global Delivery Model.

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Perplex Singh:- What is the difference between an engineer and a MBA? Arbit Choudhury:- An engineer tries to solve a problem through logic, a manager invents a logic to explain the problem.
Perplex Singh:- What is the difference between an engineer and a MBA?
Arbit Choudhury:- An engineer tries to solve a problem through logic, a manager invents a logic to explain the problem.

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Perplex Singh on Yahoo Messenger:- I have been selected for the next batch of MBA in your B-school.  Arbit Choudhury:- Oh Cool!! Congratulations!! Perplex Singh:- Any tips for me b4 joining ? Arbit Choudhury:- Scale up your skills in MS Power Point, Googling, Night-Outs, late night coffee with Maggi Noodles & sleeping with your eyes open in the class. That should help. :-)
Perplex Singh on Yahoo Messenger:- I have been selected for the next batch of MBA in your B-school.
Arbit Choudhury:- Oh Cool!! Congratulations!!
Perplex Singh:- Any tips for me b4 joining ?
Arbit Choudhury:- Scale up your skills in MS Power Point, Googling, Night-Outs, late night coffee with Maggi Noodles & sleeping with your eyes open in the class. That should help. :-)

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TekNik:- You look upset today? Whazzup?  Arbit Choudhury:- :- I had an argument with my mom yesterday. She did not like the objections I raised about the high raw material inventory levels and other bottle-necks in the household supply chain!!
TekNik:- You look upset today? Whazzup?
Arbit Choudhury:- :- I had an argument with my mom yesterday. She did not like the objections I raised about the high raw material inventory levels and other bottle-necks in the household supply chain!!

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Arbit Choudhury: My friend Macho Mahajan proposed to all 1st year girls on the day they joined. Maya: Gosh! Why did he do that?  Arbit Choudhury: He wanted to take the first mover advantage. Idea sent by- Tuhin Mahato, Goa Institute of Management
Arbit Choudhury: My friend Macho Mahajan proposed to all 1st year girls on the day they joined.
Maya: Gosh! Why did he do that?
Arbit Choudhury: He wanted to take the first mover advantage.
Idea sent by- Tuhin Mahato, Goa Institute of Management

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Prof. LR- Arpit! Give me an example of Experience Curve Arbit Choudhury:- Kumble's strike rate increasing as he gets older and older!!
Prof. LR- Arpit! Give me an example of Experience Curve Arbit Choudhury:- Kumble's strike rate increasing as he gets older and older!!

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Arbit Choudhury:- Hey Antique, Prof. Rangareddy's new Operations Management Book has just been released!<br />Antique Jain:- Great! I will definitely buy it. What is the title of the book?<br />Arbit Choudhury:- Who says only doctors can do operations?<br />Idea sent by - Jitendra Pal, JBIMS
Arbit Choudhury:- Hey Antique, Prof. Rangareddy's new Operations Management Book has just been released!
Antique Jain:- Great! I will definitely buy it. What is the title of the book?
Arbit Choudhury:- Who says only doctors can do operations?
Idea sent by - Jitendra Pal, JBIMS

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Prof. LR:- Arpit! Do you know what Corporate Fringe benefit cannot be taxed under law? Arbit Choudhury:- Beautiful Co-workers !!
Prof. LR:- Arpit! Do you know what Corporate Fringe benefit cannot be taxed under law?
Arbit Choudhury:- Beautiful Co-workers !!

Prof. LR:- Arpit! Do you know what Corporate Fringe benefit cannot be taxed under law?
Arbit Choudhury:- Beautiful Co-workers !!

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Arbit Choudhury: To an optimist, the glass is half filled.. To a pessimist, the glass is half empty..  To a consultant, the glass needs resizing !!! Idea sent by - Sushant Khairnar, IIMA
Arbit Choudhury: To an optimist, the glass is half filled.. To a pessimist, the glass is half empty.. To a consultant, the glass needs resizing !!!
Idea sent by - Sushant Khairnar, IIMA

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TekNik:- Hey Arbit, what is your summer project in a BPO company all about?<br />Arbit Choudhury:- Six Sigma implementation for countering attrition through hostile takeovers
TekNik:- Hey Arbit, what is your summer project in a BPO company all about?
Arbit Choudhury:- Six Sigma implementation for countering attrition through hostile takeovers

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Antique jain:- Hey Arbit! What is sonia gandhi's core competence? Arbit Choudhury:- Renouncing positions of power !!
Antique jain:- Hey Arbit! What is sonia gandhi's core competence?
Arbit Choudhury:- Renouncing positions of power !!

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Antique Jain: Hey Arbit! Do you know? Our B-school has decided to open a branch in Guatemala. Arbit Choudhury: But I thought the HRD ministry was against opening any campuses outside the country Antique Jain: Ya. But our Director promised a special admission quota for students from families of indian politicians!!
Antique Jain: Hey Arbit! Do you know? Our B-school has decided to open a branch in Guatemala.
Arbit Choudhury: But I thought the HRD ministry was against opening any campuses outside the country
Antique Jain: Ya. But our Director promised a special admission quota for students from families of indian politicians!!

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Arbit Choudhury and Maya standing in front of a hoarding. Advertisement on the hoarding:- Holistic Accu-Puncture Clinic.  For Sting Operations with a difference !!
Arbit Choudhury and Maya standing in front of a hoarding. Advertisement on the hoarding:-
Holistic Accu-Puncture Clinic.
For Sting Operations with a difference !!

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Maya:- Hey Arbit! What does love mean to an MBA?? Arbit Choudhury:- A Long Term Relationship Management Initiative, with High Input Costs, and Intangible ROI.
Maya:- Hey Arbit! What does love mean to an MBA??
Arbit Choudhury:- A Long Term Relationship Management Initiative, with High Input Costs, and Intangible ROI.

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Antique Jain:- Hey Arbit ! Why were you looking up insurance sites? Arbit Choudhury:- To find a policy that would ensure me against getting placed for under 7 lakh per annum.
Antique Jain:- Hey Arbit ! Why were you looking up insurance sites?
Arbit Choudhury:- To find a policy that would ensure me against getting placed for under 7 lakh per annum.

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Maya:- How do you guys slot companies on the placement day?<br />Arbit Choudhury:- Simple.. just enter all the details about company offers in an excel sheet, and do a descending sort on the most significant factor!
Maya:- How do you guys slot companies on the placement day?
Arbit Choudhury:- Simple.. just enter all the details about company offers in an excel sheet, and do a descending sort on the most significant factor!

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Antique Jain:- With Placements around the corner, which companies are you targeting? Arbit Choudhury:- Investment Banks, Consulting, FMCGs, in that order. Antique Jain:- And if you don’t make it to any of these. What is Plan B? Arbit Choudhury:- Same as everyone else’s. An IT company!!
Antique Jain:- With Placements around the corner, which companies are you targeting?
Arbit Choudhury:- Investment Banks, Consulting, FMCGs, in that order.
Antique Jain:- And if you don’t make it to any of these. What is Plan B?
Arbit Choudhury:- Same as everyone else’s. An IT company!!

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