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Antique Jain:- Hey Arbit! What is the topic of your Supply Chain assignment? Arbit Choudhury:- Implementation of Economic Order Quantity (EOQ) Model of Inventory Management for our Hostel Mess.
Antique Jain:- Hey Arbit! What is the topic of your Supply Chain assignment? Arbit Choudhury:- Implementation of Economic Order Quantity (EOQ) Model of Inventory Management for our Hostel Mess.

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Aids Day Special:: Arbit Choudhury:- Our Marketing Prof is supporting an NGO in spreading AIDS Awareness. TekNik:- Thats nice! How is he doing that? Arbit Choudhury:- By giving special guest lectures to students on Brand Loyalty

Aids Day Special:: Arbit Choudhury:- Our Marketing Prof is supporting an NGO in spreading AIDS Awareness. TekNik:- That's nice! How is he doing that? Arbit Choudhury:- By giving special guest lectures to students on "Brand Loyalty"

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Antique Jain:- You know Arbit, our friend Macho Mahajan is a real ladies man. He needs to use PERT/CPM to schedule dates with his numerous girlfriends.

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Perplex Singh:- Hey Arbit! Should I take up Finance or Marketing majors? Arbit Choudhury:- Depends on who do you want to dupe for a living. The Investor or the Customer!!

Perplex Singh:- Hey Arbit! Should I take up Finance or Marketing majors? Arbit Choudhury:- Depends on who do you want to dupe for a living. The Investor or the Customer!!

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Maya:- Arbit, had I not proposed to you, how would you have proposed to me? Arbit Choudhury:- You have become the leader in all the market segments of my heart, I would like to convert you into a permanent asset in my life's balance sheet.

Maya:- Arbit, had I not proposed to you, how would you have proposed to me? Arbit Choudhury:- You have become the leader in all the market segments of my heart, I would like to convert you into a permanent asset in my life's balance sheet.

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Arbit Choudhury's Pareto's law of class participation: 80% of questions are asked by 20% persons in class

Arbit Choudhury's Pareto's law of class participation: 80% of questions are asked by 20% persons in class

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Antique Jain:- Hey Arbit! Did you know Ganj Ganeshan secured full marks in the 'Change Management' assignment? Arbit Choudhury:- I expected that! Antique Jain:- Why? Arbit Choudhury:- Well … prior to MBA he has worked in 5 different companies in less than 2 years.

Antique Jain:- Hey Arbit! Did you know Ganj Ganeshan secured full marks in the 'Change Management' assignment? Arbit Choudhury:- I expected that! Antique Jain:- Why? Arbit Choudhury:- Well … prior to MBA he has worked in 5 different companies in less than 2 years.

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MBA Irony No 32 :: Arbit Choudhury:- The eCommerce blog was hacked!!

MBA Irony No 32 :: Arbit Choudhury:- The eCommerce blog was hacked!!

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Arbit Choudhury:- There are 3 ways to do an assignment. 1. Google 2.Google 3.Google.

Arbit Choudhury:- There are 3 ways to do an assignment. 1. Google 2.Google 3.Google.

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Arbit Choudhury:- TekNik! How does your company tackle the problem of ‘Bench’? TekNik:- Our company has no one on bench. Arbit Choudhury:- Wow! That’s amazing. How does your company manage that? TekNik:- Simply by referring to all employees with no work as ‘Business Inventory’.

Arbit Choudhury:- TekNik! How does your company tackle the problem of ‘Bench’? TekNik:- Our company has no one on bench. Arbit Choudhury:- Wow! That’s amazing. How does your company manage that? TekNik:- Simply by referring to all employees with no work as ‘Business Inventory’.

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Arbit Choudhury:- Hey TekNik! What can be worse than working Offshore? TekNik:- Working Offshore in Onsite timings.

Arbit Choudhury:- Hey TekNik! What can be worse than working Offshore? TekNik:- Working Offshore in Onsite timings.

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Perplex:- Hey Arbit! How did your summer project presentation go? Arbit Choudhury:- In have been assured about the implementation of the project recommendations, subsequent to a senior management review. Perplex:- Great! So your report will be implemented! Arbit Choudhury:- No, it means no one will ever read it again.

Perplex:- Hey Arbit! How did your summer project presentation go? Arbit Choudhury:- In have been assured about the implementation of the project recommendations, subsequent to a senior management review. Perplex:- Great! So your report will be implemented! Arbit Choudhury:- No, it means no one will ever read it again.

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Arbit Choudhury:- Hey Antique! Check out the interview of a Fortune 100 company ‘COO’ on BuzzNews.com. He talks about the unique strategic direction of his company … Antique Jain:- Oh … you mean the Chief Operating Officer? Arbit Choudhury:- Nope .. the Chief Outsourcing Officer.

Arbit Choudhury:- Hey Antique! Check out the interview of a Fortune 100 company ‘COO’ on BuzzNews.com. He talks about the unique strategic direction of his company … Antique Jain:- Oh … you mean the Chief Operating Officer? Arbit Choudhury:- Nope .. the Chief Outsourcing Officer.

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Arbit Choudhury showing an exponentially decreasing graph. Grades = e^-(semesters)

Arbit Choudhury showing an exponentially decreasing graph. Grades = e^-(semesters)

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Arbit Choudhury:- You know Maya .. My 10 year old cousin is sure to become an MBA in Finance some day .. Maya:-Why … what happened? Arbit Choudhury:- He has complained to his parents that his pocket money is not in tune with rising inflation.

Arbit Choudhury:- You know Maya .. My 10 year old cousin is sure to become an MBA in Finance some day .. Maya:-Why … what happened? Arbit Choudhury:- He has complained to his parents that his pocket money is not in tune with rising inflation.

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Arbit Choudhury SMS joke:- Which B-school did George W Bush go to? Answer:- ‘War’ton

Arbit Choudhury SMS joke:- Which B-school did George W Bush go to? Answer:- ‘War’ton

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Prof. Lingampally Rangareddy:- Arpit .. Can you relate Fixed cost can Variable cost? Arbit Choudhury:- Sir .. Fixed cost is variable per unit whereas variable cost is ‘fixed’ per unit.

Prof. Lingampally Rangareddy:- Arpit .. Can you relate Fixed cost can Variable cost? Arbit Choudhury:- Sir .. Fixed cost is variable per unit whereas variable cost is ‘fixed’ per unit.

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Arbit Funda:- One should never ask a woman her age, and an MBA is wage!!

Arbit Funda:- One should never ask a woman her age, and an MBA is wage!!

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Arbit Choudhury’s 4P’s of Good Placements:- Position in class / Preparation for Interviews / Proficiency in Course subjects / Personality of the Candidate.

Arbit Choudhury’s 4P’s of Good Placements:- Position in class / Preparation for Interviews / Proficiency in Course subjects / Personality of the Candidate.

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Perplex:- Hey Arbit! Insurance companies seem to be coming up with lots of new products every day! Arbit Choudhury:- They can come upo with a product to take advantage of the volatile job market. Perplex:- And .. what’s that? Arbit Choudhury:- Retrenchment Insurance.

Perplex:- Hey Arbit! Insurance companies seem to be coming up with lots of new products every day! Arbit Choudhury:- They can come upo with a product to take advantage of the volatile job market. Perplex:- And .. what’s that? Arbit Choudhury:- Retrenchment Insurance.

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Arbit Choudhury’s MBA ROI Model:- MBA Payback Period = [Cost if MBA Education + Opportunity Cost of 2 years + Loss of salary for 2 years] / CTC Received

Arbit Choudhury’s MBA ROI Model:- MBA Payback Period = [Cost if MBA Education + Opportunity Cost of 2 years + Loss of salary for 2 years] / CTC Received

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Perplex:- Hey Arbit, what topic have you chosen for Business Economics presentation? Arbit Choudhury:- 'Impact of rising B-school salaries on bottomline of Corporates'

Perplex:- Hey Arbit, what topic have you chosen for Business Economics presentation? Arbit Choudhury:- “Impact of rising B-school salaries on bottomline of Corporates”

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Arbit Choudhury:- Hey Antique! Why are you looking for crossed today? Antique Jain:- I proposed to Anushka on Valentine’s Day and she refused. Arbit Choudhury:- What did you tell her? Antique Jain:-  asked her is she was interested in a long term mutually value adding relationship?


Arbit Choudhury:- Hey Antique! Why are you looking for crossed today? Antique Jain:- I proposed to Anushka on Valentine’s Day and she refused. Arbit Choudhury:- What did you tell her? Antique Jain:- asked her is she was interested in a long term mutually value adding relationship?

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Antique Jain:- Hey Arbit! You know what? HomeElex has come up with a Printer-cum-Scanner-cum-Photocopier-cum-Fax device. Which market segment do you think they are catering to? Arbit Choudhury:- A 'Generalized Niche'!!

Antique Jain:- Hey Arbit! You know what? HomeElex has come up with a Printer-cum-Scanner-cum-Photocopier-cum-Fax device. Which market segment do you think they are catering to? Arbit Choudhury:- A 'Generalized Niche' !!

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Antique Jain:- I feel my excessive sleeping hours are hampering my studies. What should I do? Arbit Choudhury:- The ‘Key’ is to bring process improvement for higher efficiencies in the hours you are awake rather than going for capacity expansion!!

Antique Jain:- I feel my excessive sleeping hours are hampering my studies. What should I do? Arbit Choudhury:- The ‘Key’ is to bring process improvement for higher efficiencies in the hours you are awake rather than going for capacity expansion!!

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TekNik:- Hey Arbit, What does FMCG (Fast Moving Consumer Goods) mean to an MBA? Arbit Choudhury:- Fast Moving Career Graph!!

TekNik:- Hey Arbit, What does FMCG (Fast Moving Consumer Goods) mean to an MBA? Arbit Choudhury:- Fast Moving Career Graph!!

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