Tag ‘2007’

How IT Companies deal with Bench

Saturday - September 1st, 2007

Arbit Choudhury:- TekNik! How does your company tackle the problem of ‘Bench’? TekNik:- Our company has no one on bench. Arbit Choudhury:- Wow! That’s amazing. How does your company manage that? TekNik:- Simply by referring to all employees with no work as ‘Business Inventory’.

Arbit Choudhury:- TekNik! How does your company tackle the problem of ‘Bench’? TekNik:- Our company has no one on bench. Arbit Choudhury:- Wow! That’s amazing. How does your company manage that? TekNik:- Simply by referring to all employees with no work as ‘Business Inventory’.

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Onsite Offshore Model

Thursday - August 16th, 2007

Arbit Choudhury:- Hey TekNik! What can be worse than working Offshore? TekNik:- Working Offshore in Onsite timings.

Arbit Choudhury:- Hey TekNik! What can be worse than working Offshore? TekNik:- Working Offshore in Onsite timings.

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Fate of a Summer Internship

Wednesday - August 1st, 2007

Perplex:- Hey Arbit! How did your summer project presentation go? Arbit Choudhury:- In have been assured about the implementation of the project recommendations, subsequent to a senior management review. Perplex:- Great! So your report will be implemented! Arbit Choudhury:- No, it means no one will ever read it again.

Perplex:- Hey Arbit! How did your summer project presentation go? Arbit Choudhury:- In have been assured about the implementation of the project recommendations, subsequent to a senior management review. Perplex:- Great! So your report will be implemented! Arbit Choudhury:- No, it means no one will ever read it again.

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What does C.O.O. stand for?

Monday - July 16th, 2007

Arbit Choudhury:- Hey Antique! Check out the interview of a Fortune 100 company ‘COO’ on BuzzNews.com. He talks about the unique strategic direction of his company … Antique Jain:- Oh … you mean the Chief Operating Officer? Arbit Choudhury:- Nope .. the Chief Outsourcing Officer.

Arbit Choudhury:- Hey Antique! Check out the interview of a Fortune 100 company ‘COO’ on BuzzNews.com. He talks about the unique strategic direction of his company … Antique Jain:- Oh … you mean the Chief Operating Officer? Arbit Choudhury:- Nope .. the Chief Outsourcing Officer.

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How Grades change each Semester

Sunday - July 1st, 2007

Arbit Choudhury showing an exponentially decreasing graph. Grades = e^-(semesters)

Arbit Choudhury showing an exponentially decreasing graph. Grades = e^-(semesters)

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You know a kid will become an MBA when…..

Saturday - June 16th, 2007

Arbit Choudhury:- You know Maya .. My 10 year old cousin is sure to become an MBA in Finance some day .. Maya:-Why … what happened? Arbit Choudhury:- He has complained to his parents that his pocket money is not in tune with rising inflation.

Arbit Choudhury:- You know Maya .. My 10 year old cousin is sure to become an MBA in Finance some day .. Maya:-Why … what happened? Arbit Choudhury:- He has complained to his parents that his pocket money is not in tune with rising inflation.

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Which school did George Bush go to?

Friday - June 1st, 2007

Arbit Choudhury SMS joke:- Which B-school did George W Bush go to? Answer:- ‘War’ton

Arbit Choudhury SMS joke:- Which B-school did George W Bush go to? Answer:- ‘War’ton

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Definition of Fixed and Variable Cost

Wednesday - May 16th, 2007

Prof. Lingampally Rangareddy:- Arpit .. Can you relate Fixed cost can Variable cost? Arbit Choudhury:- Sir .. Fixed cost is variable per unit whereas variable cost is ‘fixed’ per unit.

Prof. Lingampally Rangareddy:- Arpit .. Can you relate Fixed cost can Variable cost? Arbit Choudhury:- Sir .. Fixed cost is variable per unit whereas variable cost is ‘fixed’ per unit.

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Never ask a woman’s age, and……..

Tuesday - May 1st, 2007

Arbit Funda:- One should never ask a woman her age, and an MBA is wage!!

Arbit Funda:- One should never ask a woman her age, and an MBA is wage!!

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4P’s of Good Placements

Monday - April 16th, 2007

Arbit Choudhury’s 4P’s of Good Placements:- Position in class / Preparation for Interviews / Proficiency in Course subjects / Personality of the Candidate.

Arbit Choudhury’s 4P’s of Good Placements:- Position in class / Preparation for Interviews / Proficiency in Course subjects / Personality of the Candidate.
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