TekNik:- The 'Corporate Innovation Cell' in our company is conceptualizing a new accounting software for banks. Arbit:- Sounds interesting. How do they plan to do this? TekNik:- By studying existing accounting softwares of other companies!!

TekNik:- The 'Corporate Innovation Cell' in our company is conceptualizing a new accounting software for banks.
Arbit:- Sounds interesting. How do they plan to do this?
TekNik:- By studying existing accounting softwares of other companies!!

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Prof LR:- Arbit!! Name an insurance product with low insurance premium and very high risk coverage.Arbit:- Condoms !!

Prof LR:- Arbit!! Name an insurance product with low insurance premium and very high risk coverage.
Arbit:- Condoms !!

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Antique Jain:- Arbit !! How come you always copy my assignments, but never get caught? Arbit:- I am planning to write a white-paper on this.  Antique:- What????  Arbit:- It will be a Thought Leadership work on Knowledge Management in a B-school !!

Antique Jain:- Arbit !! How come you always copy my assignments, but never get caught?
Arbit:- I am planning to write a white-paper on this.
Antique:- What????
Arbit:- It will be a Thought Leadership work on Knowledge Management in a B-school !!

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Arbit:- What would your father say if I told him I wish to buy 100% stake in your property named Maya. Maya:- He would give you full permission.. provided you also take over all the liabilities of Maya's parent company.

Arbit:- What would your father say if I told him I wish to buy 100% stake in your property named Maya.
Maya:- He would give you full permission.. provided you also take over all the liabilities of Maya's parent company.

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Perplex Singh:- Hey Arbit!! I was trying to make sense of the financial crisis!! What happens when Debt holder becomes equity holder by exercising convertible bonds? Arbit:- Exactly the same as what happens when Girl Friend which is Fixed expense per month is promoted to Wife who takes  your Full Salary.

Perplex Singh:- Hey Arbit!! I was trying to make sense of the financial crisis!! What happens when Debt holder becomes equity holder by exercising convertible bonds?
Arbit:- Exactly the same as what happens when Girl Friend which is Fixed expense per month is promoted to Wife who takes your Full Salary.

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TekNik:- Hey Arbit! Where is Perplex Singh these days. Haven't seen him for a while. Arbit:- A distributor of low ROI FMCG products has Warehoused him with its Viral Marketing TekNik:???? Arbit: he has got Maleria!!

TekNik:- Hey Arbit! Where is Perplex Singh these days. Haven't seen him for a while.
Arbit:- A distributor of low ROI FMCG products has Warehoused him with its Viral Marketing
TekNik:????
Arbit: he has got Maleria!!

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SMS joke Student Definition of R&D - Read and Duplicate

SMS joke
Student Definition of R&D - Read and Duplicate

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Perplex Singh:- Did the recent Big Bang experiment at CERN create any Black Holes? Arbit:- Yes. In the Balance Sheets of many Investment Banks

Perplex Singh:- Did the recent Big Bang experiment at CERN create any Black Holes?
Arbit:- Yes. In the Balance Sheets of many Investment Banks

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Antique Jain:- Google is coming up with new search innovations regularly. Google Maps, Google Book Search, Google Product Search and so on.<br />Arbit:- They should also come up with something aimed at students worldwide.<br />Antique:- And what could that be?<br />Arbit:- Google Assignments

Antique Jain:- Google is coming up with new search innovations regularly. Google Maps, Google Book Search, Google Product Search and so on.
Arbit:- They should also come up with something aimed at students worldwide.
Antique:- And what could that be?
Arbit:- Google Assignments

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Perplex Singh and Arbit standing in front of a board which has “karmanne wadhikaraste, ma phaleshu kadachana” written on it. Perplex Singh:- Hey Arbit! What would this mean in the modern world of business? Arbit:- Vertically integrate all your efforts and outsource the results to God

Perplex Singh and Arbit standing in front of a board which has “karmanne wadhikaraste, ma phaleshu kadachana” written on it.
Perplex Singh:- Hey Arbit! What would this mean in the modern world of business?
Arbit:- Vertically integrate all your efforts and outsource the results to God

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Arbit: You know what! Today we had a guest lecture on non-performing assets in banking! I was wondering, what are the non-performing asset in tour IT company. TekNik:- Managers!! Sent By:- Subhajit Kundu Through Orkut

Arbit: You know what! Today we had a guest lecture on non-performing assets in banking! I was wondering, what are the non-performing asset in tour IT company.
TekNik:- Managers!!
Sent By:- Subhajit Kundu Through Orkut

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Perplex Singh:- I heard that Antique Jain now locks up all his class notes so that no other classmate has access to them. Footer:- Antique Jain is the topper in class. Arbit:- This is an after effect of the

Perplex Singh:- I heard that Antique Jain now locks up all his class notes so that no other classmate has access to them.
Footer:- Antique Jain is the topper in class.
Arbit:- This is an after effect of the "Information Security" Guest Lecture he attended!!

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Arbit and Maya sitting in a restaurant. Maya:- We placed the order half an hour back. Food has not been served yet. What is the problem? Arbit:- Seems like improper demand planning has created too many bottlenecks in their supply chain.

Arbit and Maya sitting in a restaurant.
Maya:- We placed the order half an hour back. Food has not been served yet. What is the problem?
Arbit:- Seems like improper demand planning has created too many bottlenecks in their supply chain.

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Arbit to Antique:-

Arbit to Antique:- "The operations research professor could not teach the "chinese postman problem" today, because he could not find his way to the classroom"
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Chinese postman problem, is to find a shortest closed trail (circuit) that visits every edge of a (connected) undirected graph.
idea:- Ankut Jain, Course Director, T.I.M.E., Delhi, MBA from MDI

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