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Popular website BrightHub rates Arbit Choudhury as the 2nd best in Change Management, preceded only by Dilbert.

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TekNik:- The 'Corporate Innovation Cell' in our company is conceptualizing a new accounting software for banks. Arbit:- Sounds interesting. How do they plan to do this? TekNik:- By studying existing accounting softwares of other companies!!
TekNik:- The 'Corporate Innovation Cell' in our company is conceptualizing a new accounting software for banks.
Arbit:- Sounds interesting. How do they plan to do this?
TekNik:- By studying existing accounting softwares of other companies!!

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Prof LR:- Arbit!! Name an insurance product with low insurance premium and very high risk coverage.Arbit:- Condoms !!
Prof LR:- Arbit!! Name an insurance product with low insurance premium and very high risk coverage.
Arbit:- Condoms !!

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Antique Jain:- Arbit !! How come you always copy my assignments, but never get caught? Arbit:- I am planning to write a white-paper on this.  Antique:- What????  Arbit:- It will be a Thought Leadership work on Knowledge Management in a B-school !!
Antique Jain:- Arbit !! How come you always copy my assignments, but never get caught?
Arbit:- I am planning to write a white-paper on this.
Antique:- What????
Arbit:- It will be a Thought Leadership work on Knowledge Management in a B-school !!

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Arbit:- What would your father say if I told him I wish to buy 100% stake in your property named Maya. Maya:- He would give you full permission.. provided you also take over all the liabilities of Maya's parent company.
Arbit:- What would your father say if I told him I wish to buy 100% stake in your property named Maya.
Maya:- He would give you full permission.. provided you also take over all the liabilities of Maya's parent company.

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Perplex Singh:- Hey Arbit!! I was trying to make sense of the financial crisis!! What happens when Debt holder becomes equity holder by exercising convertible bonds? Arbit:- Exactly the same as what happens when Girl Friend which is Fixed expense per month is promoted to Wife who takes  your Full Salary.
Perplex Singh:- Hey Arbit!! I was trying to make sense of the financial crisis!! What happens when Debt holder becomes equity holder by exercising convertible bonds?
Arbit:- Exactly the same as what happens when Girl Friend which is Fixed expense per month is promoted to Wife who takes your Full Salary.

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TekNik:- Hey Arbit! Where is Perplex Singh these days. Haven't seen him for a while. Arbit:- A distributor of low ROI FMCG products has Warehoused him with its Viral Marketing TekNik:???? Arbit: he has got Maleria!!
TekNik:- Hey Arbit! Where is Perplex Singh these days. Haven't seen him for a while.
Arbit:- A distributor of low ROI FMCG products has Warehoused him with its Viral Marketing
TekNik:????
Arbit: he has got Maleria!!

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SMS joke Student Definition of R&D - Read and Duplicate
SMS joke
Student Definition of R&D - Read and Duplicate

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Perplex Singh:- Did the recent Big Bang experiment at CERN create any Black Holes? Arbit:- Yes. In the Balance Sheets of many Investment Banks
Perplex Singh:- Did the recent Big Bang experiment at CERN create any Black Holes?
Arbit:- Yes. In the Balance Sheets of many Investment Banks

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Antique Jain:- Google is coming up with new search innovations regularly. Google Maps, Google Book Search, Google Product Search and so on. Arbit:- They should also come up with something aimed at students worldwide. Antique:- And what could that be? Arbit:- Google Assignments
Antique Jain:- Google is coming up with new search innovations regularly. Google Maps, Google Book Search, Google Product Search and so on.
Arbit:- They should also come up with something aimed at students worldwide.
Antique:- And what could that be?
Arbit:- Google Assignments

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Perplex Singh and Arbit standing in front of a board which has “karmanne wadhikaraste, ma phaleshu kadachana” written on it. Perplex Singh:- Hey Arbit! What would this mean in the modern world of business? Arbit:- Vertically integrate all your efforts and outsource the results to God
Perplex Singh and Arbit standing in front of a board which has “karmanne wadhikaraste, ma phaleshu kadachana” written on it.
Perplex Singh:- Hey Arbit! What would this mean in the modern world of business?
Arbit:- Vertically integrate all your efforts and outsource the results to God

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Arbit: You know what! Today we had a guest lecture on non-performing assets in banking! I was wondering, what are the non-performing asset in tour IT company. TekNik:- Managers!! Idea Sent By:- Subhajit Kundu Through Orkut
Arbit: You know what! Today we had a guest lecture on non-performing assets in banking! I was wondering, what are the non-performing asset in tour IT company.
TekNik:- Managers!!
Idea Sent By:- Subhajit Kundu Through Orkut

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Perplex Singh:- I heard that Antique Jain now locks up all his class notes so that no other classmate has access to them. Footer:- Antique Jain is the topper in class. Arbit:- This is an after effect of the information security guest lecture he attended
Perplex Singh:- I heard that Antique Jain now locks up all his class notes so that no other classmate has access to them.
Footer:- Antique Jain is the topper in class.
Arbit:- This is an after effect of the Information Security Guest Lecture he attended!!

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Arbit and Maya sitting in a restaurant. Maya:- We placed the order half an hour back. Food has not been served yet. What is the problem? Arbit:- Seems like improper demand planning has created too many bottlenecks in their supply chain.
Arbit and Maya sitting in a restaurant.
Maya:- We placed the order half an hour back. Food has not been served yet. What is the problem?
Arbit:- Seems like improper demand planning has created too many bottlenecks in their supply chain.

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Arbit to Antique:- the  operations research professor could not teach Chinese postman because he could not find his way to the classroom. Footer:- Chinese postman problem, is to find a shortest closed trail (circuit) that visits every edge of a (connected) undirected graph. idea:- Ankut Jain, Course Director, T.I.M.E., Delhi, MBA from MDI
Arbit to Antique:- "The operations research professor could not teach the "chinese postman problem" today, because he could not find his way to the classroom"
Footer:-
Chinese postman problem, is to find a shortest closed trail (circuit) that visits every edge of a (connected) undirected graph.
idea:- Ankut Jain, Course Director, T.I.M.E., Delhi, MBA from MDI

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Antique Jain:- When will India win an Olympic Gold? Arbit Choudhury:- The day coding is included as an Olympic sport
Antique Jain:- When will India win an Olympic Gold?
Arbit CHoudhury:- The day coding is included as an Olympic sport!!

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Arbit Choudhury:- Our Organizational Behavior Prof.s wife has filed for divorce.   Antique Jain:- Gosh !! Why did she do that ??   Arbit Choudhury:- She got frustrated by his 'Reverse Psychology' experiments at home.   Footer:- Reverse Psychology = persuading a person to do something by telling him he is not capable of doing it
Antique:- Our Organizational Behavior Prof.s wife has filed for divorce. Antique Jain:- Gosh !! Why did she do that ?? Antique:- She got frustrated by his 'Reverse Psychology' experiments at home. Footer:- Reverse Psychology = persuading a person to do something by telling him he is not capable of doing it

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Antique Jain:- I heard BCCI is offering summer internships this year!  Arbit Choudhury:- Yes. They are offering projects related to Cost Benefit Analysis of the Indian Premier League !!
Antique Jain:- I heard BCCI is offering summer internships this year!
Arbit Choudhury:- Yes. They are offering projects related to and Cost Benefit Analysis of Indian Premier League !!

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Arbit Choudhury:- Life is like an HR case study.. there are no right or wrong answers!!
Arbit Choudhury:- Life is like an HR case study.. there are no right or wrong answers!!

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Management Funda No.:- 39  Prof. to Arbit Choudhury:- If you score below BB in any of the remaining weekly tests, you will fail in this subject.  Caption:- MBO - Management By Objectives
Management Funda No.:- 39
Prof. to Arbit Choudhury:- If you score below BB in any of the remaining weekly tests, you will fail in this subject.
Caption:- MBO - Management By Objectives

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SMS Joke -  Question:- Why did the Operations Manager run away from the Stock Market?  Answer:- Coz. he was out-of-stock !!
SMS Joke -
Question:- Why did the Operations Manager run away from the Stock Market?
Answer:- Coz. he was "out of stock"

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Perplex Singh:- The NGO ProjectWHY has launched an internet campaign to generate 60 lakhs in 60 days for under privilaged children. What would Management Guru Kotler have called this?  Arbit Choudhury:- Socio-Viral Marketing !!
Perplex Singh:- The NGO ProjectWHY has launched an internet campaign to generate 60 lakhs in 60 days for under privilaged children. What would Management Guru Kotler have called this?
Arbit Choudhury:- Socio-Viral Marketing !!

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Arbit Choudhury:- The Organizational Behavior Prof quit his job, due to difference of opinion with his colleagues.
Arbit Choudhury:- The Organizational Behavior Prof quit his job, due to difference of opinion with his colleagues.

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Valentine's Day Special  Arbit Choudhury:- Will you add a few shares of my love in your portfolio?  Maya:- No thanks. My portfolio is already quite diversified.
Valentine's Day Special
Arbit Choudhury:- Will you add a few shares of my love in your portfolio?
Maya:- No thanks. My portfolio is already quite diversified.

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TekNik - What is the difference between a politician and an MBA? Arbit Choudhury - A politician can tell a good lie, but an MBA can also back it up with data !!
TekNik - What is the difference between a politician and an MBA?
Arbit Choudhury - A politician can tell a good lie, but an MBA can also back it up with data !!

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Prof. LR scolding Arbit:- You use so many library resources, but never complete any project in time. Which company will give you a job?? Arbit Choudhury:- An IT company, Sir!!
Prof. LR scolding Arbit:- You use so many library resources, but never complete any project in time. Which company will give you a job?? Arbit Choudhury:- An IT company, Sir!!

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Antique Jain:- I lost 10,000 bucks in share trading today!!What can be more capricious than the Stock Market? Arbit Choudhury:- WOMEN !!
Antique Jain:- I lost 10,000 bucks in share trading today!!What can be more capricious than the Stock Market?
Arbit Choudhury:- WOMEN !!

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