TekNik:- The 'Corporate Innovation Cell' in our company is conceptualizing a new accounting software for banks. Arbit:- Sounds interesting. How do they plan to do this? TekNik:- By studying existing accounting softwares of other companies!!
Antique Jain:- Arbit !! How come you always copy my assignments, but never get caught? Arbit:- I am planning to write a white-paper on this. Antique:- What???? Arbit:- It will be a Thought Leadership work on Knowledge Management in a B-school !!
Arbit:- What would your father say if I told him I wish to buy 100% stake in your property named Maya. Maya:- He would give you full permission.. provided you also take over all the liabilities of Maya's parent company.
Perplex Singh:- Hey Arbit!! I was trying to make sense of the financial crisis!! What happens when Debt holder becomes equity holder by exercising convertible bonds? Arbit:- Exactly the same as what happens when Girl Friend which is Fixed expense per month is promoted to Wife who takes your Full Salary.
TekNik:- Hey Arbit! Where is Perplex Singh these days. Haven't seen him for a while. Arbit:- A distributor of low ROI FMCG products has Warehoused him with its Viral Marketing TekNik:???? Arbit: he has got Maleria!!
Antique Jain:- Google is coming up with new search innovations regularly. Google Maps, Google Book Search, Google Product Search and so on. Arbit:- They should also come up with something aimed at students worldwide. Antique:- And what could that be? Arbit:- Google Assignments
Perplex Singh and Arbit standing in front of a board which has “karmanne wadhikaraste, ma phaleshu kadachana” written on it. Perplex Singh:- Hey Arbit! What would this mean in the modern world of business? Arbit:- Vertically integrate all your efforts and outsource the results to God
Arbit: You know what! Today we had a guest lecture on non-performing assets in banking! I was wondering, what are the non-performing asset in tour IT company. TekNik:- Managers!! Sent By:- Subhajit Kundu Through Orkut
Perplex Singh:- I heard that Antique Jain now locks up all his class notes so that no other classmate has access to them. Footer:- Antique Jain is the topper in class. Arbit:- This is an after effect of the "Information Security" Guest Lecture he attended!!
Arbit and Maya sitting in a restaurant. Maya:- We placed the order half an hour back. Food has not been served yet. What is the problem? Arbit:- Seems like improper demand planning has created too many bottlenecks in their supply chain.
Arbit to Antique:- "The operations research professor could not teach the "chinese postman problem" today, because he could not find his way to the classroom" Footer:- Chinese postman problem, is to find a shortest closed trail (circuit) that visits every edge of a (connected) undirected graph. idea:- Ankut Jain, Course Director, T.I.M.E., Delhi, MBA from MDI