Tag ‘2008’

Meaning of Gita

Monday - September 1st, 2008

Perplex Singh and Arbit standing in front of a board which has “karmanne wadhikaraste, ma phaleshu kadachana” written on it. Perplex Singh:- Hey Arbit! What would this mean in the modern world of business? Arbit:- Vertically integrate all your efforts and outsource the results to God

Perplex Singh and Arbit standing in front of a board which has “karmanne wadhikaraste, ma phaleshu kadachana” written on it.
Perplex Singh:- Hey Arbit! What would this mean in the modern world of business?
Arbit:- Vertically integrate all your efforts and outsource the results to God

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Non Performing Assets

Saturday - August 16th, 2008

Arbit: You know what! Today we had a guest lecture on non-performing assets in banking! I was wondering, what are the non-performing asset in tour IT company. TekNik:- Managers!! Idea Sent By:- Subhajit Kundu Through Orkut

Arbit: You know what! Today we had a guest lecture on non-performing assets in banking! I was wondering, what are the non-performing asset in tour IT company.
TekNik:- Managers!!
Idea Sent By:- Subhajit Kundu Through Orkut

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Information Security

Friday - August 1st, 2008

Perplex Singh:- I heard that Antique Jain now locks up all his class notes so that no other classmate has access to them. Footer:- Antique Jain is the topper in class. Arbit:- This is an after effect of the information security guest lecture he attended

Perplex Singh:- I heard that Antique Jain now locks up all his class notes so that no other classmate has access to them.
Footer:- Antique Jain is the topper in class.
Arbit:- This is an after effect of the Information Security Guest Lecture he attended!!

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Supply Chain Bottlenecks

Wednesday - July 16th, 2008

Arbit and Maya sitting in a restaurant. Maya:- We placed the order half an hour back. Food has not been served yet. What is the problem? Arbit:- Seems like improper demand planning has created too many bottlenecks in their supply chain.

Arbit and Maya sitting in a restaurant.
Maya:- We placed the order half an hour back. Food has not been served yet. What is the problem?
Arbit:- Seems like improper demand planning has created too many bottlenecks in their supply chain.

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MBA Irony – Operations

Tuesday - July 1st, 2008

Arbit to Antique:- the  operations research professor could not teach Chinese postman because he could not find his way to the classroom. Footer:- Chinese postman problem, is to find a shortest closed trail (circuit) that visits every edge of a (connected) undirected graph. idea:- Ankut Jain, Course Director, T.I.M.E., Delhi, MBA from MDI

Arbit to Antique:- “The operations research professor could not teach the “chinese postman problem” today, because he could not find his way to the classroom”
Footer:-
Chinese postman problem, is to find a shortest closed trail (circuit) that visits every edge of a (connected) undirected graph.
idea:- Ankut Jain, Course Director, T.I.M.E., Delhi, MBA from MDI

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Olympic Cartoon

Monday - June 16th, 2008

Antique Jain:- When will India win an Olympic Gold? Arbit Choudhury:- The day coding is included as an Olympic sport

Antique Jain:- When will India win an Olympic Gold?
Arbit CHoudhury:- The day coding is included as an Olympic sport!!

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Reverse Psychology

Sunday - June 1st, 2008

Arbit Choudhury:- Our Organizational Behavior Prof.s wife has filed for divorce.   Antique Jain:- Gosh !! Why did she do that ??   Arbit Choudhury:- She got frustrated by his 'Reverse Psychology' experiments at home.   Footer:- Reverse Psychology = persuading a person to do something by telling him he is not capable of doing it

Antique:- Our Organizational Behavior Prof.s wife has filed for divorce. Antique Jain:- Gosh !! Why did she do that ?? Antique:- She got frustrated by his ‘Reverse Psychology’ experiments at home. Footer:- Reverse Psychology = persuading a person to do something by telling him he is not capable of doing it

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IPL Cartoon

Friday - May 16th, 2008

Antique Jain:- I heard BCCI is offering summer internships this year!  Arbit Choudhury:- Yes. They are offering projects related to Cost Benefit Analysis of the Indian Premier League !!

Antique Jain:- I heard BCCI is offering summer internships this year!
Arbit Choudhury:- Yes. They are offering projects related to and Cost Benefit Analysis of Indian Premier League !!

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Life is a Case Study

Thursday - May 1st, 2008

Arbit Choudhury:- Life is like an HR case study.. there are no right or wrong answers!!

Arbit Choudhury:- Life is like an HR case study.. there are no right or wrong answers!!

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Management By Objectives

Wednesday - April 16th, 2008

Management Funda No.:- 39  Prof. to Arbit Choudhury:- If you score below BB in any of the remaining weekly tests, you will fail in this subject.  Caption:- MBO - Management By Objectives

Management Funda No.:- 39
Prof. to Arbit Choudhury:- If you score below BB in any of the remaining weekly tests, you will fail in this subject.
Caption:- MBO – Management By Objectives
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