Tag ‘Finance’

Why not fall for an MBA

Sunday - February 14th, 2010

Maya - Reasons why on should not fall for an MBA: A Finance major would try to maximize the ROI from the relationship. A Human resource (HR) Major would make you fill approaisal forms. A Supply Chain major would expect a 6-sigma performance levels. A Marketing major would never keep promises

Maya – Reasons why on should not fall for an MBA:

  • A Finance major would try to maximize the ROI from the relationship.
  • A Human resource (HR) Major would make you fill approaisal forms.
  • A Supply Chain major would expect a 6-sigma performance levels.
  • A Marketing major would never keep promises

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Bail Out Package

Friday - January 1st, 2010

Arbit :- Seems like all under-trial prisoners in the Central Jail have gone on a hunger strike. PS:- Really !! And why is that? Arbit:- They too want a bail-out package from the government !!

Arbit :- Seems like all under-trial prisoners in the Central Jail have gone on a hunger strike. PS:- Really !! And why is that? Arbit:- They too want a bail-out package from the government!!

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Fringe Benefit Tax

Saturday - August 15th, 2009

Antique Jain: Our Marketing syllabus is completed before time, so the next 4 sessions are free..  Antique Jain continues:.. but Prof. Rangareddy will take these sessions as his syllabus is lagging behind.. Arbit - That's what I call Fringe Benefit Tax ..

Antique Jain: Our Marketing syllabus is completed before time, so the next 4 sessions are free.. Antique Jain continues:.. but Prof. Rangareddy will take these sessions as his syllabus is lagging behind.. Arbit – That’s what I call Fringe Benefit Tax ..

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Change Management in Mergers and Acquisitions

Thursday - July 16th, 2009

Arbit Choudhury: The leader of the coalition govt. in our state has been invited to give a Guest Lecture in our B-school. Perplex Singh: That's Cool!! What topic would he speak on? Arbit Choudhury: Change Management during Mergers and Acquisitions !!

Arbit Choudhury: The leader of the coalition govt. in our state has been invited to give a Guest Lecture in our B-school. Perplex Singh: That’s Cool!! What topic would he speak on? Arbit Choudhury: Change Management during Mergers and Acquisitions !!

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Aid where it matters

Sunday - March 1st, 2009

Perplex Singh:- Many economists have raised doubts on the effectiveness of Govt's aid for bankrupt companies. Arbit Choudhury:- Yeah ... But I think one type of aid is bound to succeed every time. Perplex Singh:- Which one? Arbit Choudhury:- Aid for under-privileged children.

Perplex Singh:- Many economists have raised doubts on the effectiveness of Govt’s aid for bankrupt companies. Arbit Choudhury:- Yeah … But I think one type of aid is bound to succeed every time. Perplex Singh:- Which one? Arbit Choudhury:- Aid for under-privileged children.

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Love and Stock Market

Saturday - February 14th, 2009

Arbit Choudhury- Love is like the Stock Market.. The highs are intoxicating.. The lows are devastating.. And the returns are mostly notional !!

Arbit Choudhury- Love is like the Stock Market.. The highs are intoxicating.. The lows are devastating.. And the returns are mostly notional !!

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Dating Investment Bankers

Sunday - February 1st, 2009

TekNik - You know what.. Traffic on dating sites has tripled in past few months!   Arbit Choudhury- Yup !! It's because all the girl friends and fiancees of the Investment Bankers have ditched them !!

TekNik – You know what.. Traffic on dating sites has tripled in past few months!
Arbit Choudhury- Yup !! It’s because all the girl friends and fiancees of the Investment Bankers have ditched them !!

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Buy an Investment Bank

Friday - January 16th, 2009

Antique Jain:- Hey Arbit! I am going to New York for my summer internship.What can I get for you? Arbit CHoudhury:- How about an Investment Bank.

Antique Jain:- Hey Arbit! I am going to New York for my summer internship.What can I get for you?
Arbit Choudhury:- How about an Investment Bank.

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Learn Investment Banking

Thursday - January 1st, 2009

Perplex Singh:- Hey Arbit! What book should I read to know what an Investment banker does? Arbit:- Read any modern book on Extinct Species

Perplex Singh:- Hey Arbit! What book should I read to know what an Investment banker does?
Arbit:- Read any modern book on Extinct Species

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Innovation Cartoon

Tuesday - December 16th, 2008

TekNik:- The 'Corporate Innovation Cell' in our company is conceptualizing a new accounting software for banks. Arbit:- Sounds interesting. How do they plan to do this? TekNik:- By studying existing accounting softwares of other companies!!

TekNik:- The ‘Corporate Innovation Cell’ in our company is conceptualizing a new accounting software for banks.
Arbit:- Sounds interesting. How do they plan to do this?
TekNik:- By studying existing accounting softwares of other companies!!
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