Perplex Singh to Arbit Choudhury – Book publishers are coming up with new models for paying royalty to authors authors. Author Royalty would be 0.00001% of actual novel sales plus 1 USD for each Like on Facebook and 2 USD for each Twitter follower.
Prof. LR:- What is the progress of your Software Project Management Team Assignment? Arbit Choudhury:- We are in the process of identifying resource bandwidth for formulating a timeboxed delivery approach. Later, outside class.. Perplex Singh:- What was the meaning of that? Arbit Choudhury:- I am still trying to find team members to start the assignment.
TekNik:- The recruitment manager in my company has joined the local wing of a political party. Arbit Choudhury:- What will the party gain by having him? TekNik replies:- He is excellent in making lofty promises that would never be fulfilled.
Teknik has posted a link on his Facebook page Innovation Award of the Year -The Instantaneous Idea Synergizer (IIS) application has won the Innovation of the Year Award. It lets people share and discuss ideas online. Arbit Choudhury’s comment on the post – Where is the innovation? E-mail and IM have been around for ages.. Teknik’s reply – Well, no one had called them Instantaneous Idea Synergizers before …
Perplex Singh:- Hey Arbit! What strategy do have in mind for the sick-company case study? Arbit Choudhury:- Taking inputs from SWOT & PEST, I propose a BPR of their ERP; in addition to a separate eCRM and SRM/VMI. Thus, Even with longer PBP, we will get better ROI and ROCA/RONA.
Arbit Choudhury speaking..
3 P’s of Software Industry..
Software Product Company :- Product, People, Process
Software Services Company:- Process, People, Process
BPO Company :- Process, Process, Process
Maya:- Hey Arbit.. Everyone’s talking about Social Networking. Arbit Choudhury:- Yeah. My dad has also taken it up in a big way these days. Maya:- Good to see the elderly adopting technology. Arbit:- Not exactly. He has just been attending a lot social gatherings in our locality !!
Arbit:- Hey TekNik, heard you are looking for a bride. Any particular selection criteria?
Footer:- TekNik, Arbit friend, works in an IT company
TekNik:- She should meet all Functional Specs, satisfy Performance Criteria and pass User Acceptance Testing.
Arbit Choudhury:- Hey Antique! Where are you ? Haven’t seen you all day. Antique Jain:- I am with a ‘Blog’ology Consultant.. Antique continues:- He is helping me identify Anushka’s unknown personality traits, by analyzing her blog!! Footer:- Antique Jain has a big crush on Anushka
Arbit Choudhury:- In this age of Web 2.0, not using social media can prove dangerous. TekNik:- Hows that? Arbit Choudhury:- Macho Mahajan did not know that his girl friend had ditch him, as he was not following her on Twitter !!
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