Perplex Singh:- Hey Arbit! What strategy do have in mind for the sick-company case study? Arbit Choudhury:- Taking inputs from SWOT & PEST, I propose a BPR of their ERP; in addition to a separate eCRM and SRM/VMI. Thus, Even with longer PBP, we will get better ROI and ROCA/RONA.
Arbit Choudhury speaking..
3 P’s of Software Industry..
Software Product Company :- Product, People, Process
Software Services Company:- Process, People, Process
BPO Company :- Process, Process, Process
Maya:- Hey Arbit.. Everyone’s talking about Social Networking. Arbit Choudhury:- Yeah. My dad has also taken it up in a big way these days. Maya:- Good to see the elderly adopting technology. Arbit:- Not exactly. He has just been attending a lot social gatherings in our locality !!
Arbit:- Hey TekNik, heard you are looking for a bride. Any particular selection criteria?
Footer:- TekNik, Arbit friend, works in an IT company
TekNik:- She should meet all Functional Specs, satisfy Performance Criteria and pass User Acceptance Testing.
Arbit Choudhury:- Hey Antique! Where are you ? Haven’t seen you all day. Antique Jain:- I am with a ‘Blog’ology Consultant.. Antique continues:- He is helping me identify Anushka’s unknown personality traits, by analyzing her blog!! Footer:- Antique Jain has a big crush on Anushka
Arbit Choudhury:- In this age of Web 2.0, not using social media can prove dangerous. TekNik:- Hows that? Arbit Choudhury:- Macho Mahajan did not know that his girl friend had ditch him, as he was not following her on Twitter !!
TekNik:- In view of the current recession, the Chief Downsizing Office of my company has announced a 1% cut in workforce. Footer – TekNik works in an IT services company. Arbit Choudhury:- Just 1%? Do you think this will result in any significant saving?? TekNik:- Definitely..1% of our workforce is 30,000 employees!!
Arbit Choudhury saying: First, US tried to halt the entry of H1 and L1 holders from India.. Footer:- H1 and L1 are US work visa types for non-US citizens. Arbit continues: and now, India is trying to halt the entry of H1N1 holders from the US !! Footer:- H1N1 is scientific name for Swine Flu virus
TekNik – As part of the Go Green Initiative, my company as decided to implement Paperless Office Policy. Footer:- TekNik works in an IT company. Arbit Choudhury:- So how are they spreading this message among employees? TekNik:- By hanging paper posters, banners and cutouts about the initiative in every employee’s cubicle!!
TekNik: My friend Anek Jobkar has the dubious distinction of being laid off twice in his career, 1st the Dotcom burst and now in the current recession. Hence he has decided to join a recession proof profession now.
Arbit Choudhury: Really!! And what is that?
Teknik: Politics !!
Footer:- TekNik works in an IT services company
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