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Office Productivity Around CAT

Wednesday - November 16th, 2011

Arbit Choudhury illustrating how Office productivity varies from the moment you decide to go for an MBA to the point of selection/rejection from the institute

Arbit Choudhury illustrating how Office productivity varies from the moment you decide to go for an MBA to the point of selection/rejection from the institute.

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Employee Motivation Cartoon

Saturday - October 1st, 2011

Maya to Arbit Choudhury:- I presented the book - The art employee motivation by financial rewards to my boss last week. Arbit Choudhury:- And what did he say? Maya:- Nothing actually. He presented the book - The art of detaching motivation from reward back to me.

Maya to Arbit Choudhury:- I presented the book – The art employee motivation by financial rewards to my boss last week. Arbit Choudhury:- And what did he say? Maya:- Nothing actually. He presented the book – The art of detaching motivation from reward back to me.

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Job Interview Cartoon

Monday - May 16th, 2011

Interviewer asks - Please tell us something about your summer internship. Footer - Arbit Choudhury appearing for a job placement interview. Arbit Choudhury responds - I worked with C-level executives at a marquee blue-chip corporation to define long-term business and technology strategy, create iron-clad business cases, and build strategic road maps.

Interviewer asks – Please tell us something about your summer internship. Footer – Arbit Choudhury appearing for a job placement interview. Arbit Choudhury responds – I worked with C-level executives at a marquee blue-chip corporation to define long-term business and technology strategy, create iron-clad business cases, and build strategic road maps.

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Interview Questions

Sunday - May 1st, 2011

Perplex Singh : Why do interviewers ask candidate the reason why he or she wants to join their company? Arbit Choudhury : Because they are trying to figure out the answer themselves..

Perplex Singh : Why do interviewers ask candidate the reason why he or she wants to join their company? Arbit Choudhury : Because they are trying to figure out the answer themselves..

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HR Managers perfect fit for Politics

Saturday - April 16th, 2011

TekNik:- The recruitment manager in my company has joined the local wing of a political party. Arbit Choudhury:- What will the party gain by having him? TekNik replies:- He is excellent in making lofty promises that would never be fulfilled

TekNik:- The recruitment manager in my company has joined the local wing of a political party. Arbit Choudhury:- What will the party gain by having him? TekNik replies:- He is excellent in making lofty promises that would never be fulfilled.

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Downsizing Cartoon

Wednesday - July 1st, 2009

TekNik:- In view of the current recession, the Chief Downsizing Office of my company has announced a 1% cut in workforce. Footer - TekNik works in an IT services company. Arbit Choudhury:- Just 1%? Do you think this will result in any significant saving?? TekNik:- Definitely..1% of our workforce is 30,000 employees!!

TekNik:- In view of the current recession, the Chief Downsizing Office of my company has announced a 1% cut in workforce. Footer – TekNik works in an IT services company. Arbit Choudhury:- Just 1%? Do you think this will result in any significant saving?? TekNik:- Definitely..1% of our workforce is 30,000 employees!!

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Go Green Cartoon

Monday - June 1st, 2009

TekNik – As part of the Go Green Initiative, my company as decided to implement Paperless Office Policy. Footer:- TekNik works in an IT company. Arbit Choudhury:- So how are they spreading this message among employees? TekNik:- By hanging paper posters, banners and cutouts about the initiative in every employee’s cubicle!!

TekNik – As part of the Go Green Initiative, my company as decided to implement Paperless Office Policy. Footer:- TekNik works in an IT company. Arbit Choudhury:- So how are they spreading this message among employees? TekNik:- By hanging paper posters, banners and cutouts about the initiative in every employee’s cubicle!!

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Recession Proof Profession

Thursday - April 16th, 2009

TekNik: My friend Anek Jobkar has the dubious distinction of being laid off twice in his career, 1st the Dotcom burst and now in the current recession. Hence he has decided to join a recession proof profession now.   Arbit Choudhury: Really!! And what is that?   Teknik: Politics !! Footer:- TekNik works in an IT services company

TekNik: My friend Anek Jobkar has the dubious distinction of being laid off twice in his career, 1st the Dotcom burst and now in the current recession. Hence he has decided to join a recession proof profession now.
Arbit Choudhury: Really!! And what is that?
Teknik: Politics !!
Footer:- TekNik works in an IT services company

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Non Performing Assets

Saturday - August 16th, 2008

Arbit: You know what! Today we had a guest lecture on non-performing assets in banking! I was wondering, what are the non-performing asset in tour IT company. TekNik:- Managers!! Idea Sent By:- Subhajit Kundu Through Orkut

Arbit: You know what! Today we had a guest lecture on non-performing assets in banking! I was wondering, what are the non-performing asset in tour IT company.
TekNik:- Managers!!
Idea Sent By:- Subhajit Kundu Through Orkut

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How IT Companies deal with Bench

Saturday - September 1st, 2007

Arbit Choudhury:- TekNik! How does your company tackle the problem of ‘Bench’? TekNik:- Our company has no one on bench. Arbit Choudhury:- Wow! That’s amazing. How does your company manage that? TekNik:- Simply by referring to all employees with no work as ‘Business Inventory’.

Arbit Choudhury:- TekNik! How does your company tackle the problem of ‘Bench’? TekNik:- Our company has no one on bench. Arbit Choudhury:- Wow! That’s amazing. How does your company manage that? TekNik:- Simply by referring to all employees with no work as ‘Business Inventory’.
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