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Root Cause Analysis

Wednesday - September 1st, 2010

Arbit Choudhury working on a laptop. Perplex Singh:- What have you been busy with all day long? Arbit Choudhury:- I am doing a Root Cause Analysis for why I failed in the Strategy Test !!

Arbit Choudhury working on a laptop. Perplex Singh:- What have you been busy with all day long? Arbit Choudhury:- I am doing a Root Cause Analysis for why I failed in the Strategy Test !!

Business Jargon

Thursday - July 1st, 2010

Perplex Singh:- Hey Arbit! What strategy do have in mind for the sick-company case study? Arbit Choudhury:- Taking inputs from SWOT & PEST, I propose a  BPR of their ERP; in addition to a separate eCRM and SRM/VMI. Thus, Even with longer PBP, we will get better ROI and ROCA/RONA.

Perplex Singh:- Hey Arbit! What strategy do have in mind for the sick-company case study? Arbit Choudhury:- Taking inputs from SWOT & PEST, I propose a BPR of their ERP; in addition to a separate eCRM and SRM/VMI. Thus, Even with longer PBP, we will get better ROI and ROCA/RONA.

B-school Rankings

Tuesday - June 1st, 2010

TekNik:- Why are you looking so tense today? Arbit Choudhury- My relatives are not talking to me.. My girlfriend is avoiding me.. Even my bank has refused the third installment of my student loan !! TekNik- Oh my God!! Why?? What's wrong?? Arbit- The ranking of my B- school has dropped below top ten.

TekNik:- Why are you looking so tense today? Arbit Choudhury- My relatives are not talking to me.. My girlfriend is avoiding me.. Even my bank has refused the third installment of my student loan !! TekNik- Oh my God!! Why?? What’s wrong?? Arbit- The ranking of my B- school has dropped below top ten.

Murphy’s Law of Education

Saturday - May 1st, 2010

Murphy's Law of MBA Education:- The Toughest Course is always taken by the Strictest Prof.

Murphy’s Law of MBA Education:- The Toughest Course is always taken by the Strictest Prof.

Twitter Ke Side Effects

Monday - March 1st, 2010

Arbit Choudhury telling Perplex Singh:- Macho Mahajan got an F grade in his HR exam.. because he answered all questions in Twitter format of less than 140 characters..

Arbit Choudhury telling Perplex Singh:- Macho Mahajan got an F grade in his HR exam.. because he answered all questions in Twitter format of less than 140 characters..

Why not fall for an MBA

Sunday - February 14th, 2010

Maya - Reasons why on should not fall for an MBA: A Finance major would try to maximize the ROI from the relationship. A Human resource (HR) Major would make you fill approaisal forms. A Supply Chain major would expect a 6-sigma performance levels. A Marketing major would never keep promises

Maya – Reasons why on should not fall for an MBA:

  • A Finance major would try to maximize the ROI from the relationship.
  • A Human resource (HR) Major would make you fill approaisal forms.
  • A Supply Chain major would expect a 6-sigma performance levels.
  • A Marketing major would never keep promises

Brand Equity

Monday - February 1st, 2010

Arbit:- Hey Antique! Why do you look so crossed today?? Antique:- I got a Grade C in the weekly Marketing Test. Arbit:- Come on..You are the topper in all subjects.. A 'C' in one test will not harm your grades much.. Antique:- I know.. but I am worried about my Brand Equity among Profs and Girls.

Arbit:- Hey Antique! Why do you look so crossed today?? Antique:- I got a Grade C in the weekly Marketing Test. Arbit:- Come on..You are the topper in all subjects.. A ‘C’ in one test will not harm your grades much.. Antique:- I know.. but I am worried about my Brand Equity among Profs and Girls.

MBA Irony – Business Ethics

Wednesday - December 16th, 2009

MBA Irony No. 13-  Arbit saying- I was caught cheating in the Business Ethics exam.

MBA Irony No. 13- Arbit saying- I was caught cheating in the Business Ethics exam.

How to be a Management Guru

Sunday - November 1st, 2009

TekNik:- So Arbit.. What does it take to be a Management Guru? Arbit Choudhury:- The ability to jargon-ize the obvious.

TekNik:- So Arbit. What does it take to be a Management Guru? Arbit Choudhury:- The ability to jargon-ize the obvious.

Google and Assignments

Tuesday - September 15th, 2009

Arbit Choudhury:- We need to request Prof. Rangareddy for extension of the assignment deadline. Antique Jain:- Why would you want to do that? Arbit:- Don’t you know.. Our network server is down and no one has access to Google !!

Arbit Choudhury:- We need to request Prof. Rangareddy for extension of the assignment deadline. Antique Jain:- Why would you want to do that? Arbit:- Don’t you know.. Our network server is down and no one has access to Google !!
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