Maya:- Hey Arbit.. Everyone’s talking about Social Networking. Arbit Choudhury:- Yeah. My dad has also taken it up in a big way these days. Maya:- Good to see the elderly adopting technology. Arbit:- Not exactly. He has just been attending a lot social gatherings in our locality !!
Arbit:- What would your father say if I told him I wish to buy 100% stake in your property named Maya.
Maya:- He would give you full permission.. provided you also take over all the liabilities of Maya’s parent company.
Arbit and Maya sitting in a restaurant.
Maya:- We placed the order half an hour back. Food has not been served yet. What is the problem?
Arbit:- Seems like improper demand planning has created too many bottlenecks in their supply chain.
Valentine’s Day Special
Arbit Choudhury:- Will you add a few shares of my love in your portfolio?
Maya:- No thanks. My portfolio is already quite diversified.
Maya:- Arbit, had I not proposed to you, how would you have proposed to me? Arbit Choudhury:- You have become the leader in all the market segments of my heart, I would like to convert you into a permanent asset in my life’s balance sheet.
Arbit Choudhury:- You know Maya .. My 10 year old cousin is sure to become an MBA in Finance some day .. Maya:-Why … what happened? Arbit Choudhury:- He has complained to his parents that his pocket money is not in tune with rising inflation.
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