Perplex Singh: Seniors tell me that Summer Internship Reports have a utility span of one day and they are neither implemented or read by anyone after release. Do you know of any other document with a similar fate? Footer:Perplex Singh is Arbit’s junior in B-school. Arbit Choudhury: Yes, Election Manifestos of Political Parties!!
Arbit Choudhury: The leader of the coalition govt. in our state has been invited to give a Guest Lecture in our B-school. Perplex Singh: That’s Cool!! What topic would he speak on? Arbit Choudhury: Change Management during Mergers and Acquisitions !!
Arbit:- Our MBA alumnus, who is contesting elections from a rural constituency, is finding it difficult to campaign. Antique:- Why? What happened? Arbit:- He is not able to make his powerpoint presentations due to frequent power cuts.
TekNik: My friend Anek Jobkar has the dubious distinction of being laid off twice in his career, 1st the Dotcom burst and now in the current recession. Hence he has decided to join a recession proof profession now.
Arbit Choudhury: Really!! And what is that?
Teknik: Politics !!
Footer:- TekNik works in an IT services company
TekNik – What is the difference between a politician and an MBA?
Arbit Choudhury – A politician can tell a good lie, but an MBA can also back it up with data !!
Antique Jain: Hey Arbit! Do you know? Our B-school has decided to open a branch in Guatemala.
Arbit Choudhury: But I thought the HRD ministry was against opening any campuses outside the country
Antique Jain: Ya. But our Director promised a special admission quota for students from families of indian politicians!!
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