Arbit Choudhury is typing furiously on his laptop with a near frustrated expression. Antique Jain gets curious. Antique:- You look completely flustered today? What happened? Arbit Choudhury:- I just found that my personal Debt-To-Equity Ratio has gone in RED !! Antique Jain is flabbergasted..
Arbit Funda – Business is the art of passing money from one hand to another in a way that it gorws at each step. Finance is the art of passin money from one hand to another untill it finally disappears.
Arbit Choudhury and Maya in a super mart. Maya:- You have been staring at that deoderant for so long. What’s on your mind? Arbit Choudhury:- Just doing a Cost-Benefit Analysis on whether to purchase or not to purchase.
Perplex Singh to Arbit Choudhury – Book publishers are coming up with new models for paying royalty to authors authors. Author Royalty would be 0.00001% of actual novel sales plus 1 USD for each Like on Facebook and 2 USD for each Twitter follower.
PS:- Arbit, the Gita says -To action alone have you a right and never at all to its fruits. What does it mean? Arbit:- God does not believe in Return On Investment (ROI) !!
Teknik:- Arbit, don’t you get confused between a debit card and credit card in your wallet. How do you make out which is which? Arbit Choudhury:- It is simple actually. Just like the balance sheet. Debit on the left and Credit on the right.
Antique Jain – My ex-Investment Banker friend Bulldev Bearagi has turned novelist. Arbit Choudhury:- That’s cool. Antique Jain:- But the Publisher has rejected the manuscript of How the meltdown left me frozen. Arbit Choudhury:- Why? Antique Jain:- They refused to accept his manuscript in MS Excel format.
Arbit Choudhury reading a Powerpoint slide on his laptop. Formula shown – Total cost of state run infrastructure projects = Actual cost of project * Coefficient of Corruption (CoC) where CoC = No. of Government departments involved
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