Arbit:- What would your father say if I told him I wish to buy 100% stake in your property named Maya.
Maya:- He would give you full permission.. provided you also take over all the liabilities of Maya’s parent company.
Perplex Singh:- Hey Arbit!! I was trying to make sense of the financial crisis!! What happens when Debt holder becomes equity holder by exercising convertible bonds?
Arbit:- Exactly the same as what happens when Girl Friend which is Fixed expense per month is promoted to Wife who takes your Full Salary.
Antique Jain:- You know Arbit, our friend Macho Mahajan is a real ladies man. He needs to use PERT/CPM to schedule dates with his numerous girlfriends.
Maya:- Arbit, had I not proposed to you, how would you have proposed to me? Arbit Choudhury:- You have become the leader in all the market segments of my heart, I would like to convert you into a permanent asset in my life’s balance sheet.
Arbit Choudhury:- Hey Antique! Why are you looking for crossed today? Antique Jain:- I proposed to Anushka on Valentine’s Day and she refused. Arbit Choudhury:- What did you tell her? Antique Jain:- asked her is she was interested in a long term mutually value adding relationship?
Maya:- Hey Arbit! What does love mean to an MBA??
Arbit Choudhury:- A Long Term Relationship Management Initiative, with High Input Costs, and Intangible ROI.
Antique jain:- That babe Anushka!! She is the hottest one in campus. I’ve been nuts about her for 3 months now. Ans she doesn’t even know that I even exist. What would you call such a girl?
Arbit Choudhuy:- Indifference Curves
Idea sent by – Soumya Sarpal, NITIE
Antique Jain:- Give me a practical example of Theory X and Theory Y. Arbit Choudhury:- Theory X: Responding to your girlfriend; Theory Y: Responding to your wife!
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