Tag ‘Girl Friend’

Romantic Financial Transaction

Saturday - November 1st, 2008

Arbit:- What would your father say if I told him I wish to buy 100% stake in your property named Maya. Maya:- He would give you full permission.. provided you also take over all the liabilities of Maya's parent company.

Arbit:- What would your father say if I told him I wish to buy 100% stake in your property named Maya.
Maya:- He would give you full permission.. provided you also take over all the liabilities of Maya’s parent company.

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Finance Funda in Real Life

Saturday - November 1st, 2008

Perplex Singh:- Hey Arbit!! I was trying to make sense of the financial crisis!! What happens when Debt holder becomes equity holder by exercising convertible bonds? Arbit:- Exactly the same as what happens when Girl Friend which is Fixed expense per month is promoted to Wife who takes  your Full Salary.

Perplex Singh:- Hey Arbit!! I was trying to make sense of the financial crisis!! What happens when Debt holder becomes equity holder by exercising convertible bonds?
Arbit:- Exactly the same as what happens when Girl Friend which is Fixed expense per month is promoted to Wife who takes your Full Salary.

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How and MBA deals with Girlfriends

Friday - November 16th, 2007

Antique Jain:- You know Arbit, our friend Macho Mahajan is a real ladies man. He needs to use PERT/CPM to schedule dates with his numerous girlfriends.

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How an MBA proposes to his Girlfriend

Thursday - November 1st, 2007

Maya:- Arbit, had I not proposed to you, how would you have proposed to me? Arbit Choudhury:- You have become the leader in all the market segments of my heart, I would like to convert you into a permanent asset in my life's balance sheet.

Maya:- Arbit, had I not proposed to you, how would you have proposed to me? Arbit Choudhury:- You have become the leader in all the market segments of my heart, I would like to convert you into a permanent asset in my life’s balance sheet.

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What does an MBA say, on Valentine’s Day?

Wednesday - February 14th, 2007

Arbit Choudhury:- Hey Antique! Why are you looking for crossed today? Antique Jain:- I proposed to Anushka on Valentine’s Day and she refused. Arbit Choudhury:- What did you tell her? Antique Jain:-  asked her is she was interested in a long term mutually value adding relationship?

Arbit Choudhury:- Hey Antique! Why are you looking for crossed today? Antique Jain:- I proposed to Anushka on Valentine’s Day and she refused. Arbit Choudhury:- What did you tell her? Antique Jain:- asked her is she was interested in a long term mutually value adding relationship?

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Reason for many Girlfriends

Thursday - November 16th, 2006

SMS joke Question:- Why did the MBA guy switch girlfriends? Answer:- He wanted to study Change Management!

SMS joke Question:- Why did the MBA guy switch girlfriends? Answer:- He wanted to study Change Management!

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What does Love mean to an MBA?

Tuesday - February 14th, 2006

Maya:- Hey Arbit! What does love mean to an MBA?? Arbit Choudhury:- A Long Term Relationship Management Initiative, with High Input Costs, and Intangible ROI.

Maya:- Hey Arbit! What does love mean to an MBA??
Arbit Choudhury:- A Long Term Relationship Management Initiative, with High Input Costs, and Intangible ROI.

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Indifference Curves

Sunday - October 16th, 2005

Antique jain:- That babe Anushka!! She is the hottest one in campus. I’ve been nuts about her for 3 months now. Ans she doesn’t even know that I even exist. What would you call such a girl? Arbit Choudhuy:- Indifference Curves Idea sent by – Soumya Sarpal, NITIE

Antique jain:- That babe Anushka!! She is the hottest one in campus. I’ve been nuts about her for 3 months now. Ans she doesn’t even know that I even exist. What would you call such a girl?
Arbit Choudhuy:- Indifference Curves
Idea sent by – Soumya Sarpal, NITIE

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Assets and Liabilities in Love Life

Wednesday - March 16th, 2005

TekNik:- Give me a practical example of assets and liabilities. Arbit Choudhury:- Asset- Girlfriend, Liability- Wife

TekNik:- Give me a practical example of assets and liabilities.
Arbit Choudhury:- Asset- Girlfriend, Liability- Wife

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Theories of Motivation

Sunday - August 1st, 2004

Antique Jain:- Give me a practical example of Theory X and Theory Y. Arbit Choudhury:- Theory X: Responding to your girlfriend; Theory Y: Responding to your wife!

Antique Jain:- Give me a practical example of Theory X and Theory Y. Arbit Choudhury:- Theory X: Responding to your girlfriend; Theory Y: Responding to your wife!
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  • ArbitChoudhury: Arbit Choudhury Comic No. 0714 | Matrimonial Industry :-) http://twitpic.com/2666yt
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    nikhilnk: @kulkarninikhil Hey Nikhil @ArbitChoudhury has a mention in today's TOI Crest! Congratulations! Great that you are still working on it :)
    2 years ago
    Vasanthkumark: @Aditya__Gupta The creators of @ArbitChoudhury are also from #NITIE. And it is evident that they remember the tradition! :)
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    Vasanthkumark: #NITIE, does it sound familiar? :D RT: @ArbitChoudhury: Arbit Choudhury Comic No. 0712 | MBA Irony Series http://twitpic.com/1yqmrl
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