Arbit Choudhury:- Hey TekNik! What can be worse than working Offshore? TekNik:- Working Offshore in Onsite timings.

Arbit Funda:- One should never ask a woman her age, and an MBA is wage!!

Perplex:- Hey Arbit! Insurance companies seem to be coming up with lots of new products every day! Arbit Choudhury:- They can come upo with a product to take advantage of the volatile job market. Perplex:- And .. what’s that? Arbit Choudhury:- Retrenchment Insurance.

Arbit Choudhury (before joining the B-school):
Short Term Goal – To be a middle level manager, to handle a team effectively and grow with the organization.
Long Term Goal – To rise to the C-band, where my decisions can shape the future roadmap of the organization, economy and society
Arbit Choudhury (after joining the B-school):
Short Term Goal – I want to pass in Fin Acc-II.
Long Term Goal – I want a job. Any job will do.
Idea sent by – Rama Chandran, IIML

TekNik:- Today My boss told me that our company has embarked on a ‘Strategic Organizational Restructuring program’ aimed to make the firm more lean and productive. What does this mean?? Arbit Choudhury:- Your Job is under threat!!!

TekNik:- Why do most b-school grads want to go for consultancy firms? Arbit Choudhury:- Because someone else pays for the mistakes you make.