Perplex Singh:- The NGO ProjectWHY has launched an internet campaign to generate 60 lakhs in 60 days for under privilaged children. What would Management Guru Kotler have called this?
Arbit Choudhury:- Socio-Viral Marketing !!
Aids Day Special:: Arbit Choudhury:- Our Marketing Prof is supporting an NGO in spreading AIDS Awareness. TekNik:- That’s nice! How is he doing that? Arbit Choudhury:- By giving special guest lectures to students on “Brand Loyalty”
Perplex Singh:- Hey Arbit! Should I take up Finance or Marketing majors? Arbit Choudhury:- Depends on who do you want to dupe for a living. The Investor or the Customer!!
Maya:- Arbit, had I not proposed to you, how would you have proposed to me? Arbit Choudhury:- You have become the leader in all the market segments of my heart, I would like to convert you into a permanent asset in my life’s balance sheet.
Arbit Choudhury’s 4P’s of Good Placements:- Position in class / Preparation for Interviews / Proficiency in Course subjects / Personality of the Candidate.
Arbit Choudhury:- Hey Antique! Why are you looking for crossed today? Antique Jain:- I proposed to Anushka on Valentine’s Day and she refused. Arbit Choudhury:- What did you tell her? Antique Jain:- asked her is she was interested in a long term mutually value adding relationship?
Antique Jain:- Hey Arbit! You know what? HomeElex has come up with a Printer-cum-Scanner-cum-Photocopier-cum-Fax device. Which market segment do you think they are catering to? Arbit Choudhury:- A ‘Generalized Niche’ !!
Arbit Choudhury standing on a bus stop. On the front board of the bus stop, there is an ad..
Change Jobs, Not Partners. Advance Career, Prevent AIDS.
World AIDS Day, 1st December
Name of the company- BestJobs.com
Maya:- Hey Arbit! Don’t you think there have been too many natural calamities all over the world in the past one month?
Arbit Choudhury:- I guess, even YAMRAJ needs to meet Quarterly Targets !!
Footer to the last frame says:- “* Yamraj = The Mythological God of Death”
Idea sent by – Mrugank Mehta, JBIMS
Arbit Choudhury: My friend Macho Mahajan proposed to all 1st year girls on the day they joined.
Maya: Gosh! Why did he do that?
Arbit Choudhury: He wanted to take the first mover advantage.
Idea sent by- Tuhin Mahato, Goa Institute of Management
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