Perplex Singh reading a newspaper:- An article says that the matrimonial website industry in India is growing at the rate of a whopping 50% per year. Which traditional market segment can we categorize them into? Arbit Choudhury replies:- Consumer Durables !!

Maya – Reasons why on should not fall for an MBA:

• A Finance major would try to maximize the ROI from the relationship.
• A Human resource (HR) Major would make you fill approaisal forms.
• A Supply Chain major would expect a 6-sigma performance levels.
• A Marketing major would never keep promises

Perplex Singh:- Hey Arbit!! I was trying to make sense of the financial crisis!! What happens when Debt holder becomes equity holder by exercising convertible bonds?
Arbit:- Exactly the same as what happens when Girl Friend which is Fixed expense per month is promoted to Wife who takes your Full Salary.

Arbit Choudhury:- Prof. LR is a perfect specimen of an under-developed economy. Perplex Singh:- How Come ?? Arbit Choudhury:- His hairline is in recession, his stomach is a victim of inflation, his marriage is a bad debt, and all this is putting him into depression!!! Idea sent by – Avinash Kumar , IIT KGP

Maya:- One of my friends has broken off her engagement with an MBA fellow.
Arbit Choudhury:- Why?
Maya:- He had mailed his bio-data in Powerpoint format loaded with bullet points.

TekNik:- Give me a practical example of assets and liabilities.
Arbit Choudhury:- Asset- Girlfriend, Liability- Wife

Antique Jain:- Give me a practical example of Theory X and Theory Y. Arbit Choudhury:- Theory X: Responding to your girlfriend; Theory Y: Responding to your wife!

Maya:- Why does your attraction towards one’s wife reduce as years of married life increase? Arbit Choudhury:- Law of Diminishing Marginal Utility!!

Prof LR:- Give me an real life example of a Mergers and Acquisitions. Arbit Choudhury:- Merger: Live In Relationships. Acquistion: Marriage.