Arbit and Maya sitting in a restaurant.
Maya:- We placed the order half an hour back. Food has not been served yet. What is the problem?
Arbit:- Seems like improper demand planning has created too many bottlenecks in their supply chain.
Valentine’s Day Special
Arbit Choudhury:- Will you add a few shares of my love in your portfolio?
Maya:- No thanks. My portfolio is already quite diversified.
Maya:- Arbit, had I not proposed to you, how would you have proposed to me? Arbit Choudhury:- You have become the leader in all the market segments of my heart, I would like to convert you into a permanent asset in my life’s balance sheet.
Arbit Choudhury:- You know Maya .. My 10 year old cousin is sure to become an MBA in Finance some day .. Maya:-Why … what happened? Arbit Choudhury:- He has complained to his parents that his pocket money is not in tune with rising inflation.
Arbit Choudhury in a car with Antique Jain, TekNik and Maya Arbit Choudhury saying:- Statistics is like a woman.. Both have been analyzed thoroughly, but no one has fully understood them!!
Maya:- Hey Arbit! Don’t you think there have been too many natural calamities all over the world in the past one month?
Arbit Choudhury:- I guess, even YAMRAJ needs to meet Quarterly Targets !!
Footer to the last frame says:- “* Yamraj = The Mythological God of Death”
Idea sent by – Mrugank Mehta, JBIMS
Arbit Choudhury: My friend Macho Mahajan proposed to all 1st year girls on the day they joined.
Maya: Gosh! Why did he do that?
Arbit Choudhury: He wanted to take the first mover advantage.
Idea sent by- Tuhin Mahato, Goa Institute of Management
Arbit Choudhury and Maya standing in front of a hoarding. Advertisement on the hoarding:-
Holistic Accu-Puncture Clinic.
For Sting Operations with a difference !!
Arbit for You
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