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Maslow’s Hierarchy for MBA Grads

Saturday - January 1st, 2005

Arbit Choudhury making a presentation. Caption on black board- Maslow’s hierarchy for MBA grads- Humongous paychecks Huge paychecks Even bigger paychecks Bigger paychecks Paychchecks

Arbit Choudhury making a presentation.
Caption on black board-
Maslow’s hierarchy for MBA grads-
Humongous paychecks
Huge paychecks
Even bigger paychecks
Bigger paychecks
Paychchecks

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Layoff Cartoon

Thursday - December 16th, 2004

TekNik:- Today My boss told me that our company has embarked on a 'Strategic Organizational Restructuring program' aimed to make the firm more lean and productive. What does this mean?? Arbit Choudhury:- Your Job is under threat!!!

TekNik:- Today My boss told me that our company has embarked on a ‘Strategic Organizational Restructuring program’ aimed to make the firm more lean and productive. What does this mean?? Arbit Choudhury:- Your Job is under threat!!!

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B-school Rankings and Stock Prices

Wednesday - December 1st, 2004

B-school rankings are like stock prices, they keep going up and down

B-school rankings are like stock prices, they keep going up and down

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Deadly Ad Punchline

Tuesday - November 16th, 2004

The 'Deadliest' Punchline ever found on a raodside hoarding:- Michael Pinto Coffin Shop - people are dying for our services!!

The ‘Deadliest’ Punchline ever found on a raodside hoarding:- Michael Pinto Coffin Shop – people are dying for our services!!

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Difference between a Fresher and Work-Ex Guy

Monday - November 1st, 2004

Antique Jain:- What is the difference between an MBA student having work-ex and a fresher? Arbit Choudhury:- One comes to learn … the other comes to unlearn!!

Antique Jain:- What is the difference between an MBA student having work-ex and a fresher? Arbit Choudhury:- One comes to learn … the other comes to unlearn!!

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Definition of Assets and Liabilities

Saturday - October 16th, 2004

Antique Jain:- Why are assets on the right and liabilities on the left side of the balance sheet? Arbit Choudhury:- Because when you have exercised all the Rights over your assets; you are Left with only liabilities.

Antique Jain:- Why are assets on the right and liabilities on the left side of the balance sheet? Arbit Choudhury:- Because when you have exercised all the Rights over your assets; you are Left with only liabilities.

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Why are consulting companies hot in B-schools?

Wednesday - September 1st, 2004

TekNik:- Why do most b-school grads want to go for consultancy firms? Arbit Choudhury:- Because someone else pays for the mistakes you make.

TekNik:- Why do most b-school grads want to go for consultancy firms? Arbit Choudhury:- Because someone else pays for the mistakes you make.

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Application of Just In Time (J.I.T.)

Monday - August 16th, 2004

Arbit Choudhury:- I really screwed up my Operations exam today, though I slogged entire night for it. Antique Jain:- But I had warned you! Opening the book on the last day won't work. Arbit Choudhury:- But I thought JIT (Just In Time) was the way to go in Operations.

Arbit Choudhury:- I really screwed up my Operations exam today, though I slogged entire night for it. Antique Jain:- But I had warned you! Opening the book on the last day won’t work. Arbit Choudhury:- But I thought JIT (Just In Time) was the way to go in Operations.

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Theories of Motivation

Sunday - August 1st, 2004

Antique Jain:- Give me a practical example of Theory X and Theory Y. Arbit Choudhury:- Theory X: Responding to your girlfriend; Theory Y: Responding to your wife!

Antique Jain:- Give me a practical example of Theory X and Theory Y. Arbit Choudhury:- Theory X: Responding to your girlfriend; Theory Y: Responding to your wife!

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Laws of Marriage

Friday - July 16th, 2004

Maya:- Why does your attraction towards one's wife reduce as years of married life increase? Arbit Choudhury:- Law of Diminishing Marginal Utility!!

Maya:- Why does your attraction towards one’s wife reduce as years of married life increase? Arbit Choudhury:- Law of Diminishing Marginal Utility!!
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