Arbit Choudhury illustrating how Office productivity varies from the moment you decide to go for an MBA to the point of selection/rejection from the institute.
Arbit Choudhury:- Due date for returning this journal to the library was last week, but I plan to hold on it till term end, and pay the fine. Perplex Singh:- But why? Arbit Choudhury:- I do not want people to find out where I copied my assignment from.
Prof. LR:- What is the progress of your Software Project Management Team Assignment? Arbit Choudhury:- We are in the process of identifying resource bandwidth for formulating a timeboxed delivery approach. Later, outside class.. Perplex Singh:- What was the meaning of that? Arbit Choudhury:- I am still trying to find team members to start the assignment.
Antique Jain, with a very sad face :- You know what ! Prof. Rangareddy has announced 3 extra lectures to cover 3 topics, that are not even in the syllabus. %$#@. Arbit Choudhury, with a mischeivious smile:- Do worry man! Consider it a Value Added Service!!
Pareto Principle of Exam Questions – 80% of syllabus is studied in last 20% time before exams, and 80% of exam paper is based on what is studied in 20% of time.
Perplex Singh:- Can Maslow’s Hierarchy of needs be applied to a B-school student? Arbit Choudhury:- Of-course. Level 1- Admission need, Level 2- Attendance need, Level 3- Exam Clearing need, Level 4- Girlfriend need, Level 5- Hefty Paycheck need.
Arbit Choudhury working on a laptop. Perplex Singh:- What have you been busy with all day long? Arbit Choudhury:- I am doing a Root Cause Analysis for why I failed in the Strategy Test !!
Perplex Singh:- Hey Arbit! What strategy do have in mind for the sick-company case study? Arbit Choudhury:- Taking inputs from SWOT & PEST, I propose a BPR of their ERP; in addition to a separate eCRM and SRM/VMI. Thus, Even with longer PBP, we will get better ROI and ROCA/RONA.
TekNik:- Why are you looking so tense today? Arbit Choudhury- My relatives are not talking to me.. My girlfriend is avoiding me.. Even my bank has refused the third installment of my student loan !! TekNik- Oh my God!! Why?? What’s wrong?? Arbit- The ranking of my B- school has dropped below top ten.
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