Arbit Choudhury telling Perplex Singh:- Macho Mahajan got an F grade in his HR exam.. because he answered all questions in Twitter format of less than 140 characters..
Arbit:- Hey Antique! Why do you look so crossed today?? Antique:- I got a Grade C in the weekly Marketing Test. Arbit:- Come on..You are the topper in all subjects.. A ‘C’ in one test will not harm your grades much.. Antique:- I know.. but I am worried about my Brand Equity among Profs and Girls.
Arbit Choudhury:- We need to request Prof. Rangareddy for extension of the assignment deadline. Antique Jain:- Why would you want to do that? Arbit:- Don’t you know.. Our network server is down and no one has access to Google !!
Antique Jain: Our Marketing syllabus is completed before time, so the next 4 sessions are free.. Antique Jain continues:.. but Prof. Rangareddy will take these sessions as his syllabus is lagging behind.. Arbit – That’s what I call Fringe Benefit Tax ..
Arbit:- Our MBA alumnus, who is contesting elections from a rural constituency, is finding it difficult to campaign. Antique:- Why? What happened? Arbit:- He is not able to make his powerpoint presentations due to frequent power cuts.
Prof. LR:- Arpit! You have not submitted the Renewable Energy Case Study till now. What is the excuse this time? Arbit Choudhury:- Sir, I could not complete the case study since I was participating in Earth Hour.
Prof. LR:- So Arpit! What’s the progress of your statistics assignment? Arbit Choudhury:- I assure you sir, this time I will submit it within the deadline. Prof LR:- What is the ‘degree of confidence’ of this statement??
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