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How to Score Well in Assignments

Tuesday - November 1st, 2011

Arbit Choudhury:- Due date for returning this journal to the library was last week, but I plan to hold on it till term end, and pay the fine. Perplex Singh:- But why? Arbit Choudhury:- I do not want people to find out where I copied my assignment from.

Arbit Choudhury:- Due date for returning this journal to the library was last week, but I plan to hold on it till term end, and pay the fine. Perplex Singh:- But why? Arbit Choudhury:- I do not want people to find out where I copied my assignment from.

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New Models for Paying Author Royalties

Sunday - October 16th, 2011

Perplex Singh to Arbit Choudhury - Book publishers are coming up with new models for paying royalty to authors authors. Author Royalty would be 0.00001% of actual novel sales plus 1 USD for each “Like” on Facebook and 2 USD for each Twitter follower.

Perplex Singh to Arbit Choudhury – Book publishers are coming up with new models for paying royalty to authors authors. Author Royalty would be 0.00001% of actual novel sales plus 1 USD for each Like on Facebook and 2 USD for each Twitter follower.

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Bhagwad Gita for Dummies

Friday - September 16th, 2011

PS:- Arbit, the Gita says -To action alone have you a right and never at all to its fruits. What does it mean? Arbit:- God does not believe in Return On Investment (ROI) !!

PS:- Arbit, the Gita says -To action alone have you a right and never at all to its fruits. What does it mean? Arbit:- God does not believe in Return On Investment (ROI) !!

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Project Management Cartoon

Thursday - September 1st, 2011

Prof. LR:- What is the progress of your Software Project Management Team Assignment? Arbit Choudhury:- We are in the process of identifying resource bandwidth for formulating a timeboxed delivery approach. Later, outside class.. Perplex Singh:- What was the meaning of that? Arbit Choudhury:- I am still trying to find team members to start the assignment.

Prof. LR:- What is the progress of your Software Project Management Team Assignment? Arbit Choudhury:- We are in the process of identifying resource bandwidth for formulating a timeboxed delivery approach. Later, outside class.. Perplex Singh:- What was the meaning of that? Arbit Choudhury:- I am still trying to find team members to start the assignment.

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How to become Rich in Stock Market

Monday - August 1st, 2011

Perplex Singh:- Arbit.. How does one become a millionaire in the stock market? Arbit Choudhury - By beginning to invest when one is a billionaire!

Perplex Singh:- Arbit.. How does one become a millionaire in the stock market? Arbit Choudhury – By beginning to invest when one is a billionaire!.

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Interview Questions

Sunday - May 1st, 2011

Perplex Singh : Why do interviewers ask candidate the reason why he or she wants to join their company? Arbit Choudhury : Because they are trying to figure out the answer themselves..

Perplex Singh : Why do interviewers ask candidate the reason why he or she wants to join their company? Arbit Choudhury : Because they are trying to figure out the answer themselves..

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Ambush Marketing Cartoon

Friday - April 1st, 2011

Arbit Choudhury wearing a T-shirt with the caption written on it - I do not study at Harvard.Perplex Singh:- What's the purpose of that weird caption on our t-shirt?? Arbit Choudhury:- Ambush Marketing !! /></p> <div> Arbit Choudhury wearing a T-shirt with the caption written on it – I do not study at Harvard. Perplex Singh:- What’s the purpose of that weird caption on our t-shirt?? Arbit Choudhury:- Ambush Marketing !!</div> <div class=

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Tendulkar’s Runs and Statistics

Wednesday - March 16th, 2011

Arbit Watching a cricket match on TV. Antique Jain: Don't you have to do the statistics assignment for tomorrow? Arbit Choudhury: I am working on it right now. My submission is - Statistical correlation between Sachin's score and result of the Match.

Arbit Watching a cricket match on TV. Antique Jain: Don’t you have to do the statistics assignment for tomorrow? Arbit Choudhury: I am working on it right now. My submission is – Statistical correlation between Sachin’s score and result of the Match.

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Management BEST Practices

Sunday - January 16th, 2011

Perplex Singh : The B.E.S.T. buses in Mumbai never run on time!! What could be the reason?? Arbit Choudhury: They don't follow Management BEST Practices !!

Perplex Singh : The B.E.S.T. buses in Mumbai never run on time!! What could be the reason?? Arbit Choudhury: They don’t follow Management BEST Practices !!

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Maslow’s Hierarchy of Student Needs

Thursday - December 16th, 2010

Perplex Singh:- Can Maslow's Hierarchy of needs be applied to a B-school student? Arbit Choudhury:- Of-course. Level 1- Admission need, Level 2- Attendance need, Level 3- Exam Clearing need, Level 4- Girlfriend need, Level 5- Hefty Paycheck need.

Perplex Singh:- Can Maslow’s Hierarchy of needs be applied to a B-school student? Arbit Choudhury:- Of-course. Level 1- Admission need, Level 2- Attendance need, Level 3- Exam Clearing need, Level 4- Girlfriend need, Level 5- Hefty Paycheck need.
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