Tag ‘Politics’

HR Managers perfect fit for Politics

Saturday - April 16th, 2011

TekNik:- The recruitment manager in my company has joined the local wing of a political party. Arbit Choudhury:- What will the party gain by having him? TekNik replies:- He is excellent in making lofty promises that would never be fulfilled

TekNik:- The recruitment manager in my company has joined the local wing of a political party. Arbit Choudhury:- What will the party gain by having him? TekNik replies:- He is excellent in making lofty promises that would never be fulfilled.

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Indian Freakonomics

Saturday - October 16th, 2010

Arbit Choudhury reading a Powerpoint slide on his laptop. Formula shown - Total cost of state run infrastructure projects = Actual cost of project * Coefficient of Corruption (CoC) where CoC = No. of Government departments involved

Arbit Choudhury reading a Powerpoint slide on his laptop. Formula shown – Total cost of state run infrastructure projects = Actual cost of project * Coefficient of Corruption (CoC) where CoC = No. of Government departments involved

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Solution to Kashmir Problem

Sunday - August 1st, 2010

Arbit SMS joke:- Q: What is the best way to solve the Kashmir problem?  A: Merger & Acquisition Contributed by - Satyam Chandra IMT Ghaziabad

Arbit SMS joke:-
Q: What is the best way to solve the Kashmir problem?
A: Merger & Acquisition
Contributed by – Satyam Chandra IMT Ghaziabad

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Summer Internships and Elections

Saturday - August 1st, 2009

Perplex Singh: Seniors tell me that Summer Internship Reports have a utility span of one day and they are neither implemented or read by anyone after release. Do you know of any other document with a similar fate? Footer: Perplex Singh is Arbit's junior in B-school. Arbit Choudhury: Yes, Election Manifestos of Political Parties!!

Perplex Singh: Seniors tell me that Summer Internship Reports have a utility span of one day and they are neither implemented or read by anyone after release. Do you know of any other document with a similar fate? Footer:Perplex Singh is Arbit’s junior in B-school. Arbit Choudhury: Yes, Election Manifestos of Political Parties!!

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Change Management in Mergers and Acquisitions

Thursday - July 16th, 2009

Arbit Choudhury: The leader of the coalition govt. in our state has been invited to give a Guest Lecture in our B-school. Perplex Singh: That's Cool!! What topic would he speak on? Arbit Choudhury: Change Management during Mergers and Acquisitions !!

Arbit Choudhury: The leader of the coalition govt. in our state has been invited to give a Guest Lecture in our B-school. Perplex Singh: That’s Cool!! What topic would he speak on? Arbit Choudhury: Change Management during Mergers and Acquisitions !!

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An MBA fighting Elections

Friday - May 1st, 2009

Arbit:- Our MBA alumnus, who is contesting elections from a rural constituency, is finding it difficult to campaign.   Antique:- Why? What happened? Arbit:- He is not able to make his powerpoint presentations due to frequent power cuts.

Arbit:- Our MBA alumnus, who is contesting elections from a rural constituency, is finding it difficult to campaign. Antique:- Why? What happened? Arbit:- He is not able to make his powerpoint presentations due to frequent power cuts.

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Recession Proof Profession

Thursday - April 16th, 2009

TekNik: My friend Anek Jobkar has the dubious distinction of being laid off twice in his career, 1st the Dotcom burst and now in the current recession. Hence he has decided to join a recession proof profession now.   Arbit Choudhury: Really!! And what is that?   Teknik: Politics !! Footer:- TekNik works in an IT services company

TekNik: My friend Anek Jobkar has the dubious distinction of being laid off twice in his career, 1st the Dotcom burst and now in the current recession. Hence he has decided to join a recession proof profession now.
Arbit Choudhury: Really!! And what is that?
Teknik: Politics !!
Footer:- TekNik works in an IT services company

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Politician vs. MBA

Friday - February 1st, 2008

TekNik - What is the difference between a politician and an MBA? Arbit Choudhury - A politician can tell a good lie, but an MBA can also back it up with data !!

TekNik – What is the difference between a politician and an MBA?
Arbit Choudhury – A politician can tell a good lie, but an MBA can also back it up with data !!

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Sonia Gandhi’s Core Competence

Saturday - April 1st, 2006

Antique jain:- Hey Arbit! What is sonia gandhi's core competence? Arbit Choudhury:- Renouncing positions of power !!

Antique jain:- Hey Arbit! What is sonia gandhi’s core competence?
Arbit Choudhury:- Renouncing positions of power !!

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Politics in Education

Thursday - March 16th, 2006

Antique Jain: Hey Arbit! Do you know? Our B-school has decided to open a branch in Guatemala. Arbit Choudhury: But I thought the HRD ministry was against opening any campuses outside the country Antique Jain: Ya. But our Director promised a special admission quota for students from families of indian politicians!!

Antique Jain: Hey Arbit! Do you know? Our B-school has decided to open a branch in Guatemala.
Arbit Choudhury: But I thought the HRD ministry was against opening any campuses outside the country
Antique Jain: Ya. But our Director promised a special admission quota for students from families of indian politicians!!
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