Prof. LR:- What is the progress of your Software Project Management Team Assignment? Arbit Choudhury:- We are in the process of identifying resource bandwidth for formulating a timeboxed delivery approach. Later, outside class.. Perplex Singh:- What was the meaning of that? Arbit Choudhury:- I am still trying to find team members to start the assignment.

Perplex Singh:- Very few students attended the Project Management Guest Lecture by an Industry Expert..
Arbit:- A Common Wealth Games Project Manager as the speaker was not such a bright idea..

Antique Jain:- You know Arbit, our friend Macho Mahajan is a real ladies man. He needs to use PERT/CPM to schedule dates with his numerous girlfriends.

MBA Irony No. 2- The Project Management syllabus is not completed in time. Some projects are un-managable.

Arbit Choudhury:- You are not moving around with your girlfriend these days? Antique Jain:- After careful cost benefit analysis, I concluded that the overhead costs were steadily increasing and were and there wasn’t enough ROI, so the project was terminated. Arbit Choudhury:- Oh! Seems she diteched you!!