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Project of the Year

.Net saying:- My project was selected for the Crown Jewel Award for significant cost savings. Teknik replies:- Wow! How did you guys do it? .Net says:- We delivered at 80% of SLAs to the client with just 50% cost over-runs. Tweet This Post

Typical IT Project

Kahar Barpakar speaking to TekNik and .NET in his usual rough manner:- We will start a new project for the implementation of an accounting software for a Fortune 500 company, across 200 locations tomorrow. Project timeline – 2 weeks, Resources – the 2 of you. Any questions?…. Meeting over. TekNik …

Perfect Politician

Teknik saying – My previous Project manager has quit the company and joined Politics. Arbit Choudhury replies – Why Politics? Teknik says – It is a perfect fit. He is used to making promises that he cannot deliver on. Tweet This Post

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Project Management Cartoon

Prof. LR:- What is the progress of your Software Project Management Team Assignment? Arbit Choudhury:- We are in the process of identifying resource bandwidth for formulating a timeboxed delivery approach. Later, outside class.. Perplex Singh:- What was the meaning of that? Arbit Choudhury:- I am still trying to find team …

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An MBA’s breakup with his girlfriend

Arbit Choudhury:- You are not moving around with your girlfriend these days? Antique Jain:- After careful cost benefit analysis, I concluded that the overhead costs were steadily increasing and were and there wasn’t enough ROI, so the project was terminated. Arbit Choudhury:- Oh! Seems she diteched you!! Tweet This Post

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