Tag ‘ROI’

Bhagwad Gita for Dummies

Friday - September 16th, 2011

PS:- Arbit, the Gita says -To action alone have you a right and never at all to its fruits. What does it mean? Arbit:- God does not believe in Return On Investment (ROI) !!

PS:- Arbit, the Gita says -To action alone have you a right and never at all to its fruits. What does it mean? Arbit:- God does not believe in Return On Investment (ROI) !!

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Business Definition of a Disease

Saturday - November 1st, 2008

TekNik:- Hey Arbit! Where is Perplex Singh these days. Haven't seen him for a while. Arbit:- A distributor of low ROI FMCG products has Warehoused him with its Viral Marketing TekNik:???? Arbit: he has got Maleria!!

TekNik:- Hey Arbit! Where is Perplex Singh these days. Haven’t seen him for a while.
Arbit:- A distributor of low ROI FMCG products has Warehoused him with its Viral Marketing
TekNik:????
Arbit: he has got Maleria!!

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MBA Payback Period

Friday - March 16th, 2007

Arbit Choudhury’s MBA ROI Model:- MBA Payback Period = [Cost if MBA Education + Opportunity Cost of 2 years + Loss of salary for 2 years] / CTC Received

Arbit Choudhury’s MBA ROI Model:- MBA Payback Period = [Cost if MBA Education + Opportunity Cost of 2 years + Loss of salary for 2 years] / CTC Received

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What does Love mean to an MBA?

Tuesday - February 14th, 2006

Maya:- Hey Arbit! What does love mean to an MBA?? Arbit Choudhury:- A Long Term Relationship Management Initiative, with High Input Costs, and Intangible ROI.

Maya:- Hey Arbit! What does love mean to an MBA??
Arbit Choudhury:- A Long Term Relationship Management Initiative, with High Input Costs, and Intangible ROI.

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B-school Finance Funda

Sunday - October 16th, 2005

B-school finance funda:- 1. ROI = CTC received / fee paid 2. Two parts of Corporate Financing – a. Financing decision – Searching for a bank to take a loan for MBA b. Investment decision – Adequate allocation of the above loan amongst Movies, Booze, Affairs. Idea sent by – Amit Dutta, NITIE

B-school finance funda:-
1. ROI = CTC received / fee paid
2. Two parts of Corporate Financing –
a. Financing decision – Searching for a bank to take a loan for MBA
b. Investment decision – Adequate allocation of the above loan amongst Movies, Booze, Affairs.
Idea sent by – Amit Dutta, NITIE

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An MBA’s breakup with his girlfriend

Sunday - May 16th, 2004

Arbit Choudhury:- You are not moving around with your girlfriend these days? Antique Jain:- After careful cost benefit analysis, I concluded that the overhead costs were steadily increasing and were and there wasn't enough ROI, so the project was terminated. Arbit Choudhury:- Oh! Seems she diteched you!!

Arbit Choudhury:- You are not moving around with your girlfriend these days? Antique Jain:- After careful cost benefit analysis, I concluded that the overhead costs were steadily increasing and were and there wasn’t enough ROI, so the project was terminated. Arbit Choudhury:- Oh! Seems she diteched you!!
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