Tag ‘Strategy’

Meaning of Gita

Monday - September 1st, 2008

Perplex Singh and Arbit standing in front of a board which has “karmanne wadhikaraste, ma phaleshu kadachana” written on it. Perplex Singh:- Hey Arbit! What would this mean in the modern world of business? Arbit:- Vertically integrate all your efforts and outsource the results to God

Perplex Singh and Arbit standing in front of a board which has “karmanne wadhikaraste, ma phaleshu kadachana” written on it.
Perplex Singh:- Hey Arbit! What would this mean in the modern world of business?
Arbit:- Vertically integrate all your efforts and outsource the results to God

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Management By Objectives

Wednesday - April 16th, 2008

Management Funda No.:- 39  Prof. to Arbit Choudhury:- If you score below BB in any of the remaining weekly tests, you will fail in this subject.  Caption:- MBO - Management By Objectives

Management Funda No.:- 39
Prof. to Arbit Choudhury:- If you score below BB in any of the remaining weekly tests, you will fail in this subject.
Caption:- MBO – Management By Objectives

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What does C.O.O. stand for?

Monday - July 16th, 2007

Arbit Choudhury:- Hey Antique! Check out the interview of a Fortune 100 company ‘COO’ on BuzzNews.com. He talks about the unique strategic direction of his company … Antique Jain:- Oh … you mean the Chief Operating Officer? Arbit Choudhury:- Nope .. the Chief Outsourcing Officer.

Arbit Choudhury:- Hey Antique! Check out the interview of a Fortune 100 company ‘COO’ on BuzzNews.com. He talks about the unique strategic direction of his company … Antique Jain:- Oh … you mean the Chief Operating Officer? Arbit Choudhury:- Nope .. the Chief Outsourcing Officer.

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Vertical Integration

Monday - October 16th, 2006

Arbit Choudhury:- Hey Antique! What do you think about the solution I proposed to the ‘Get Well Soon Hospitals’ Case Study? Antique Jain:- Somehow, I feel forward integration of ‘Get Well Soon Hospitals’ with ‘Die Hard Funeral Homes' and backward integration to ‘Slimy Fast Food Center’ is such not such a bright idea! Idea sent by - Kuldeep Sawant, IIML

Arbit Choudhury:- Hey Antique! What do you think about the solution I proposed to the ‘Get Well Soon Hospitals’ Case Study?
Antique Jain:- Somehow, I feel forward integration of ‘Get Well Soon Hospitals’ with ‘Die Hard Funeral Homes’ and backward integration to ‘Slimy Fast Food Center’ is such not such a bright idea!
Idea sent by – Kuldeep Sawant, IIML

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Googling for Google

Saturday - September 16th, 2006

Antique Jain- Hey Arbit ... How are you preparing for tomorrow’s Biz Plan presentation?  Arbit Choudhury - Well ... I am Googling on Google about the Business Model of Google !!

Antique Jain- Hey Arbit … How are you preparing for tomorrow’s Biz Plan presentation?
Arbit Choudhury – Well … I am Googling on Google about the Business Model of Google !!

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First Mover Advantage

Saturday - July 1st, 2006

Arbit Choudhury: My friend Macho Mahajan proposed to all 1st year girls on the day they joined. Maya: Gosh! Why did he do that?  Arbit Choudhury: He wanted to take the first mover advantage. Idea sent by- Tuhin Mahato, Goa Institute of Management

Arbit Choudhury: My friend Macho Mahajan proposed to all 1st year girls on the day they joined.
Maya: Gosh! Why did he do that?
Arbit Choudhury: He wanted to take the first mover advantage.
Idea sent by- Tuhin Mahato, Goa Institute of Management

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Example of Experience Curve

Friday - June 16th, 2006

Prof. LR- Arpit! Give me an example of Experience Curve Arbit Choudhury:- Kumble's strike rate increasing as he gets older and older!!

Prof. LR- Arpit! Give me an example of Experience Curve Arbit Choudhury:- Kumble’s strike rate increasing as he gets older and older!!

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Six Sigma Cartoon

Sunday - April 16th, 2006

TekNik:- Hey Arbit, what is your summer project in a BPO company all about?<br />Arbit Choudhury:- Six Sigma implementation for countering attrition through hostile takeovers

TekNik:- Hey Arbit, what is your summer project in a BPO company all about?
Arbit Choudhury:- Six Sigma implementation for countering attrition through hostile takeovers

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Sonia Gandhi’s Core Competence

Saturday - April 1st, 2006

Antique jain:- Hey Arbit! What is sonia gandhi's core competence? Arbit Choudhury:- Renouncing positions of power !!

Antique jain:- Hey Arbit! What is sonia gandhi’s core competence?
Arbit Choudhury:- Renouncing positions of power !!

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India’s Core Competence

Tuesday - November 1st, 2005

Antique Jain:- Hey Arbit! What is your topic for the Paper Presentation Contest? Arbit Choudhury:- I will present on the similarity in patterns followed by Indian working class over the centuries, right from the time when Indian labourers used to go to work in African plantations, to today's BPO revolution.  Antique Jain:- Oh! And what is he title of you paper? Arbit Choudhury:- India's Core Competence- Cheap Labour!!

Antique Jain:- Hey Arbit! What is your topic for the Paper Presentation Contest?
Arbit Choudhury:- I will present on the similarity in patterns followed by Indian working class over
the centuries, right from the time when Indian labourers used to go to work in African
plantations, to today’s BPO revolution.
Antique Jain:- Oh! And what is he title of you paper?
Arbit Choudhury:- India’s Core Competence- Cheap Labour!!
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