Tag ‘Supply Chain Management’

Use of Kaizen in real life

Monday - January 16th, 2012

Antique Jain:- Macho Mahajan seems have a new girl-friend every month; each new one is more gorgeous than the previous! Footer - Macho Mahajan is Arbit's casanova batchmate. Arbit Choudhury:- I guess thats what Kaizen is all about - Continuous Improvement !!

Antique Jain:- Macho Mahajan seems have a new girl-friend every month; each new one is more gorgeous than the previous! Footer – Macho Mahajan is Arbit’s casanova batchmate. Arbit Choudhury:- I guess thats what Kaizen is all about – Continuous Improvement !!

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Reverse Inventory

Friday - July 1st, 2011

Prof LR:- Inventory always has a carrying cost; so a manager always tries to minimize inventory. Arbit Choudhury:- Sir, I know of an entity whose inventory we should maximize rather than minimize. Prof. LR - And what is that? Arbit Choudhury Money.. Because it has a negative inventory carrying cost. One gets interest for storing money. From - Paresh Masade, Manager, Business Development, Coherendz

Prof LR:- Inventory always has a carrying cost; so a manager always tries to minimize inventory. Arbit Choudhury:- Sir, I know of an entity whose inventory we should maximize rather than minimize. Prof. LR – And what is that? Arbit Choudhury Money.. Because it has a negative inventory carrying cost. One gets interest for storing money. From – Paresh Masade, Manager, Business Development, Coherendz

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MBA SMS Joke

Thursday - June 16th, 2011

Arbit Choudhury SMS joke:- Question:- What does an Operations Manager do when goods are out-of-stock in the warehouse? Answer:- He takes stock of the situation.

Arbit Choudhury SMS joke:- Question:- What does an Operations Manager do when goods are out-of-stock in the warehouse? Answer:- He takes stock of the situation.

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Service Level Agreements

Thursday - September 16th, 2010

Arbit Choudhury, Antique Jain, Perplex Singh and TekNik having food in the hostel mess.. Antique Jain:- The quality of food in our hostel is getting worse by the day. Something should be done. Arbit Choudhury:- Hmm. I guess we need to fix SLAs - Service Level Agreements with the food contractor.

Arbit Choudhury, Antique Jain, Perplex Singh and TekNik having food in the hostel mess.. Antique Jain:- The quality of food in our hostel is getting worse by the day. Something should be done. Arbit Choudhury:- Hmm. I guess we need to fix SLAs – Service Level Agreements with the food contractor.

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Why not fall for an MBA

Sunday - February 14th, 2010

Maya - Reasons why on should not fall for an MBA: A Finance major would try to maximize the ROI from the relationship. A Human resource (HR) Major would make you fill approaisal forms. A Supply Chain major would expect a 6-sigma performance levels. A Marketing major would never keep promises

Maya – Reasons why on should not fall for an MBA:

  • A Finance major would try to maximize the ROI from the relationship.
  • A Human resource (HR) Major would make you fill approaisal forms.
  • A Supply Chain major would expect a 6-sigma performance levels.
  • A Marketing major would never keep promises

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Out of Stock

Monday - November 16th, 2009

Arbit Choudhury SMS Joke - Question:- When does an Operations Manager go shopping? Answer:- When his house hold inventory goes out-of-stock

Arbit Choudhury SMS Joke – Question:- When does an Operations Manager go shopping? Answer:- When his house hold inventory goes out-of-stock.

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Business Definition of a Disease

Saturday - November 1st, 2008

TekNik:- Hey Arbit! Where is Perplex Singh these days. Haven't seen him for a while. Arbit:- A distributor of low ROI FMCG products has Warehoused him with its Viral Marketing TekNik:???? Arbit: he has got Maleria!!

TekNik:- Hey Arbit! Where is Perplex Singh these days. Haven’t seen him for a while.
Arbit:- A distributor of low ROI FMCG products has Warehoused him with its Viral Marketing
TekNik:????
Arbit: he has got Maleria!!

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Supply Chain Bottlenecks

Wednesday - July 16th, 2008

Arbit and Maya sitting in a restaurant. Maya:- We placed the order half an hour back. Food has not been served yet. What is the problem? Arbit:- Seems like improper demand planning has created too many bottlenecks in their supply chain.

Arbit and Maya sitting in a restaurant.
Maya:- We placed the order half an hour back. Food has not been served yet. What is the problem?
Arbit:- Seems like improper demand planning has created too many bottlenecks in their supply chain.

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MBA Irony – Operations

Tuesday - July 1st, 2008

Arbit to Antique:- the  operations research professor could not teach Chinese postman because he could not find his way to the classroom. Footer:- Chinese postman problem, is to find a shortest closed trail (circuit) that visits every edge of a (connected) undirected graph. idea:- Ankut Jain, Course Director, T.I.M.E., Delhi, MBA from MDI

Arbit to Antique:- “The operations research professor could not teach the “chinese postman problem” today, because he could not find his way to the classroom”
Footer:-
Chinese postman problem, is to find a shortest closed trail (circuit) that visits every edge of a (connected) undirected graph.
idea:- Ankut Jain, Course Director, T.I.M.E., Delhi, MBA from MDI

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Operations Manager in a Stock Market

Tuesday - April 1st, 2008

SMS Joke -  Question:- Why did the Operations Manager run away from the Stock Market?  Answer:- Coz. he was out-of-stock !!

SMS Joke -
Question:- Why did the Operations Manager run away from the Stock Market?
Answer:- Coz. he was “out of stock”
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