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Project of the Year

.Net saying:- My project was selected for the Crown Jewel Award for significant cost savings. Teknik replies:- Wow! How did you guys do it? .Net says:- We delivered at 80% of SLAs to the client with just 50% cost over-runs. Tweet This Post

Typical IT Project

Kahar Barpakar speaking to TekNik and .NET in his usual rough manner:- We will start a new project for the implementation of an accounting software for a Fortune 500 company, across 200 locations tomorrow. Project timeline – 2 weeks, Resources – the 2 of you. Any questions?…. Meeting over. TekNik …

Perfect Politician

Teknik saying – My previous Project manager has quit the company and joined Politics. Arbit Choudhury replies – Why Politics? Teknik says – It is a perfect fit. He is used to making promises that he cannot deliver on. Tweet This Post

Benefits of Tendulkar’s Retirement

Arbit to TekNik :- Economists predict that India’s GDP is expected to rise by 0.2% after Tendulkar’s retirement.. as people across the country… will start working during cricket matches after many years. Tweet This Post

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