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2010-02-01T20:11:00.003+05:30

Arbit:- Hey Antique! Why do you look so crossed today?? Antique:- I got a Grade C in the weekly Marketing Test. Arbit:- Come on..You are the topper in all subjects.. A 'C' in one test will not harm your grades much.. Antique:- I know.. but I am worried about my Brand Equity among Profs and Girls.

2010-01-16T01:35:00.005+05:30

Arbit:- Hey TekNik, heard you are looking for a bride. Any particular selection criteria?
Footer:- TekNik, Arbit friend, works in an IT company
TekNik:- She should meet all Functional Specs, satisfy Performance Criteria and pass User Acceptance Testing.

2010-01-01T23:39:00.006+05:30

Arbit :- Seems like all under-trial prisoners in the Central Jail have gone on a hunger strike. PS:- Really !! And why is that? Arbit:- They too want a bail-out package from the government!!

2009-12-16T06:30:00.003+05:30

MBA Irony No. 13- Arbit saying- I was caught cheating in the Business Ethics exam.

2009-12-01T22:41:00.002+05:30

4 P's of Aids Awareness::
- Protection - During Sex
- Prevention - of multiple partners
- Precaution - in blood transfusion / needles
- Perception - positive attitude towards the infected

2009-11-16T03:23:00.002+05:30

Arbit Choudhury SMS Joke - Question:- When does an Operations Manager go shopping? Answer:- When his house hold inventory goes out-of-stock.

2009-11-01T23:08:00.002+05:30

TekNik:- So Arbit. What does it take to be a Management Guru? Arbit Choudhury:- The ability to jargon-ize the obvious.

2009-10-16T01:03:00.003+05:30

Arbit Choudhury:- Hey Antique! Where are you ? Haven't seen you all day. Antique Jain:- I am with a 'Blog'ology Consultant.. Antique continues:- He is helping me identify Anushka's unknown personality traits, by analyzing her blog!! Footer:- Antique Jain has a big crush on Anushka

2009-10-01T01:59:00.002+05:30

Arbit Choudhury:- In this age of Web 2.0, not using social media can prove dangerous. TekNik:- Hows that? Arbit Choudhury:- Macho Mahajan did not know that his girl friend had ditch him, as he was not following her on Twitter !!

2009-09-16T02:03:00.002+05:30

Arbit Choudhury:- We need to request Prof. Rangareddy for extension of the assignment deadline. Antique Jain:- Why would you want to do that? Arbit:- Don’t you know.. Our network server is down and no one has access to Google !!

2009-09-01T16:12:00.005+05:30

Arbit Choudhury:- A recent survey shows a marked decrease in the number of hawkers in trains. Teknik :- Oh really ! And what could be the reasons? Arbit Choudhury:- Seems like they shifted to low cost airlines !!

2009-08-16T02:53:00.003+05:30

Antique Jain: Our Marketing syllabus is completed before time, so the next 4 sessions are free.. Antique Jain continues:.. but Prof. Rangareddy will take these sessions as his syllabus is lagging behind.. Arbit - That's what I call Fringe Benefit Tax ..

2009-08-01T10:24:00.007+05:30

Perplex Singh: Seniors tell me that Summer Internship Reports have a utility span of one day and they are neither implemented or read by anyone after release. Do you know of any other document with a similar fate? Footer:Perplex Singh is Arbit's junior in B-school. Arbit Choudhury: Yes, Election Manifestos of Political Parties!!

2009-07-16T10:20:00.004+05:30

Arbit Choudhury: The leader of the coalition govt. in our state has been invited to give a Guest Lecture in our B-school. Perplex Singh: That's Cool!! What topic would he speak on? Arbit Choudhury: Change Management during Mergers and Acquisitions !!

2009-07-01T08:37:00.001+05:30

TekNik:- In view of the current recession, the Chief Downsizing Office of my company has announced a 1% cut in workforce. Footer - TekNik works in an IT services company. Arbit Choudhury:- Just 1%? Do you think this will result in any significant saving?? TekNik:- Definitely..1% of our workforce is 30,000 employees!!

2009-06-16T17:15:00.008+05:30

Arbit Choudhury saying: First, US tried to halt the entry of H1 and L1 holders from India.. Footer:- H1 and L1 are US work visa types for non-US citizens. Arbit continues: and now, India is trying to halt the entry of H1N1 holders from the US !! Footer:- H1N1 is scientific name for Swine Flu virus

2009-06-01T05:14:00.002+05:30

TekNik – As part of the Go Green Initiative, my company as decided to implement Paperless Office Policy. Footer:- TekNik works in an IT company. Arbit Choudhury:- So how are they spreading this message among employees? TekNik:- By hanging paper posters, banners and cutouts about the initiative in every employee’s cubicle!!

2009-05-16T17:13:00.006+05:30

Prof. LR: - Can you give me an example of Reverse Outsourcing i.e India outsourcing to the West. Arbit Choudhury:- IPL Cheerleaders!!

2009-05-01T01:22:00.001+05:30

Arbit:- Our MBA alumnus, who is contesting elections from a rural constituency, is finding it difficult to campaign. Antique:- Why? What happened? Arbit:- He is not able to make his powerpoint presentations due to frequent power cuts.

2009-04-16T12:29:00.008+05:30

TekNik: My friend Anek Jobkar has the dubious distinction of being laid off twice in his career, 1st the Dotcom burst and now in the current recession. Hence he has decided to join a recession proof profession now.
Arbit Choudhury: Really!! And what is that?
Teknik: Politics !!
Footer:- TekNik works in an IT services company

2009-04-01T09:50:00.004+05:30

Prof. LR:- Arpit! You have not submitted the Renewable Energy Case Study till now. What is the excuse this time? Arbit Choudhury:- Sir, I could not complete the case study since I was participating in Earth Hour.

2009-03-16T18:54:00.001+05:30

Prof. LR:- So Arpit! What's the progress of your statistics assignment? Arbit Choudhury:- I assure you sir, this time I will submit it within the deadline. Prof LR:- What is the 'degree of confidence' of this statement??

2009-03-01T08:40:00.001+05:30

Perplex Singh:- Many economists have raised doubts on the effectiveness of Govt's aid for bankrupt companies. Arbit Choudhury:- Yeah ... But I think one type of aid is bound to succeed every time. Perplex Singh:- Which one? Arbit Choudhury:- Aid for under-privileged children.

2009-02-14T01:16:00.002+05:30

Arbit Choudhury- Love is like the Stock Market.. The highs are intoxicating.. The lows are devastating.. And the returns are mostly notional !!

2009-02-01T01:19:00.002+05:30

TekNik - You know what.. Traffic on dating sites has tripled in past few months!
Arbit Choudhury- Yup !! It's because all the girl friends and fiancees of the Investment Bankers have ditched them !!